gnats cock

A very tiny measurement.

'Can you move the bookcase over a gnats cock?'

'Is that in the right place?' 'No, just move it a gnats...'

by softmint April 29, 2014

Shy cocks

Cocks that are timid or afraid to be seen by anyone other than their owner.

Jim and John really have some shy cocks.

by sheshkable March 16, 2009

Leb cock

The cock of a Lebanese man that is 6.6 inches when hard and is one of the biggest penises in the world. Many white girls love this type of dick because it’s owner is likely cut and Muslim. Furthermore it has an extremely high volume of cum and it tastes delicious overall, something white Girls want that white guys don’t have.

While she was blowing, he asked her if Leb cock tasted better than Aussie cock

by Xyzabc69 June 23, 2019

cock sparrer

An amazing Oi! punk band from East London. Best album by far is Shock Troops.

Joe: Cock SParrer...is that something with your dick?
Me: NO, it's one of the greatest fucking Oi! bands ever!

by Oi! Your Ass Off December 12, 2008

cock worship

the act of turning into a quivering, wet, idiot when presented with a cock (male sex organ) in front of your face. This act includes: drooling, lip-smacking, kissing, fondling, stroking, touching, sucking, whining, begging with mouth feet face and hands all over the cock.

Sheila grew wet 'down there' and her eyes grew large as the big man unearthered his member... cock worshipping was on the menu tonight!

by mikki55 February 13, 2006

Cock Pump

Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex

"thats not a bong thats for my schlong"

by \/\/ February 21, 2004

your cock

Small.

"Wow your pay is like your cock. Small."

by Radikid June 11, 2018