russian microwave

when you're taking a hot, steamy shower, and you fart and the stench of your gas lingers through the steam.

son of a bitch! here i am trying to wash myself and i trapped myself in a russian microwave!

by dominic b November 6, 2008

Russian Slurpy

After cumming in a girls ass, the dude proceeds to 'slurping' the cum out.

My dude gave me a Russian slurpy last night.

by Xplicit Kontent July 5, 2009

Russian Doll

N. the act of impregnating and then attempt to "reimpregnate" a woman so as to impregnate the baby (if female) that resides within like a russian doll...over and over again

V. to perform such an act

"I got my jooce all inside that ho and I was so hiiiigh that I had to russian doll that bitch and keep goin."
-Berg

by SnowMomz October 4, 2008

Russian candycane

Like a pearl necklace but just before the man ejaculates, he punches her in the face making her nose bleed. The blood mixing with the semen resembles a festive candycane swirl.

Vlad finished off the holidays by giving Nadia a messy Russian candycane.

by J November 12, 2003

russian beefcake

A very wide and long Russian penis. Normally pink and juicy looking.

I used my russian beefcake to give that bitch a russian chili dog.

by Greeshaw May 3, 2006

russian lollipop

When a man penetrates a woman's ass that is filled with skittles; when he pulls out she is then to lick it off.

Man that was a crazy Russian lollipop.

by pandanym November 26, 2014

Russian Ending

Endings of stories that aren't happy. Usually used in reference to cinema. In contrast American films are notorious for their happy endings.

Friend 1: I heard you saw that movie Weekend. What did you think?

Friend 2: I did see it. I wasn't happy with the Russian Ending.

Friend 1: I didn't mind the ending. I found it realistic. American's only want happy endings in their movies.

by SirMrJim March 13, 2012