hot pockets

Aa microwaveable meal of cheese and meat wrapped up in a flaky crust that was first introduced in 1983. Hot pockets became famous for their "crisping sleve" which allowed the pocket crust to become crispy in the microwave, and for their repetitive advertising jingle consisting of just the words "Hot Pocket".

Interest in Hot Pockets had a revival of sorts with a comedy routine where Jim Gaffigan talks about his love-hate relationship with this less-than-healthy food product.

What was the idea behind Hot Pockets? Was there a marketing meeting somewhere, "Hey I got an idea: How about we take a Pop-Tart and fill it with really nasty meat? You could cook it in a sleeve thing, dunk it in a toilet."

by Sybarite June 28, 2006

Pocket Touching

When someone comes up to you and slips their hand into your back pocket and scoops your ass.

Matt kept pocket touching Selinay.

by Pocket Touching November 12, 2014

Cold Pocket

Accidentally leaving your hot pocket in the microwave to rot and get cold...

damn i forgot my hot pocket in the microwave now it is a cold pocket

by lalatrack June 28, 2009

pocket protectors

Things that Stump uses in his pockets to keep his shirts clean from leaky pens...

Pocket protectors are plastic, nerdy, black envelope like.

by Diana Dewey November 12, 2007

out of pocket

Acting up, or acting out, comes from prison. Prison "b*tches" must hold the pocket of their man/leader. Acting out of pocket means they arent holding their masters pocket and are being bad.

B*tch be actin out of pocket when Tyrone aint around to make sure she keep her ass right yo. She bess be holdin Tyrones pocket when he back out of solitary.

by jmsmilin July 1, 2018

Pussy-pocket

When the vagina is used to conceal an object.

Michelle hid her chips in her giant pussy-pocket.

by qwerty123321 July 1, 2008

dirt pocket

The hole that you shit from; the anus.

My girl was acting up, so when she fell asleep, I hit her in the dirt pocket. That'll learn 'er

by technohermit October 1, 2006