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grandma penny

Everything you try to do to save you time has actually made it take longer. When you are in a hurry to check out and you get in the shortest line only to be behind an old woman (Grandma Penny) who is counting out her pennies to pay for her things.

Can also be used to describe being stuck in your lane of traffic and switching to the faster lane only to see the lane you switched from is now the one moving.
I can't get away from grandma penny today!
by Pelicanpistachio May 17, 2016
mugGet the grandma pennymug.

Smelly Grandma

A Smelly Grandma is a grandma that is extremly smelly.
"Hey Hoes your grandma"
"shes smelly"
"How is she a smelly Grandma"
"She is a smelly grandma because shes smelly"
Harley pulls up and beats the life out of us

harley is a silly billy
by Defenetlynotluma August 5, 2023
mugGet the Smelly Grandmamug.

Grandma Gooey

Cheery woman who happily bakes cinnamon rolls while kids cheat, cry, and generally torture their care-takers on their way to King Kandy's Castle. It is alleged that Ms. Gooey was having a decades-long affair with Gloppy on Chocolate Mountain... which it is believed ultimately led to Gramma Nutt's sudden disappearance from Chocolate Mountain in late 2009.
Lily's mom thought Grandma Gooey's specialty was a truffle rather than a cinnamon roll, but Lily's mom went to ISU so it is most likely Lily is correct in this important matter.
by CandyFarmLand November 30, 2022
mugGet the Grandma Gooeymug.

grandma mo

a very old pirate that kinda looks like fly guy sometimes and her grandson is a really short guy who cant see Christmas colors
omg its grandma mo
by Big booty Judy?!?!?! May 13, 2022
mugGet the grandma momug.

grandma stain

when you poop in someone else's toilet
"oh no, but it seems like i have dropped a grandma stain"
by milksource101 June 29, 2017
mugGet the grandma stainmug.

Annoying grandma

A little shit who says they love but they don't love you
Grandma:would you like some cookies.

Me:WTF you always make Fucking cookies ya little bitch fuck you I'm out your an annoying grandma
by Annoy March 30, 2019
mugGet the Annoying grandmamug.

Grandma Chooch

An incredibly slow driver who is typically named Brian. Basically it's a slow driver who shouldn't be driving. Damnit Brian
Person 1:That jerk in front is going 35 in a 75.
Person 2: don't worry they're just a Grandma Chooch
by anonymous July 18, 2021
mugGet the Grandma Choochmug.

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