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sweaty balls

A sweat soaked scrotum that may or may not be the result of sexual activity. For example a homeless tramp would probably not have sweaty balls due to slappage against a females' arse.
Tramps suffer from sweaty balls because they dont wash.
Most plumbers and builders have sweaty balls due to the nature of the job. If your nuts have been hammering at some slappers arse for half a day they will definitely be sweaty and masturbation always produces sweaty balls.
example 1
Homeless man: "Can I interest you in a copy of the big issue"?
woman: "Oh OK"
Homeless man: "Can I just say you look beautiful"
woman: "get your sweaty balls away from me, you stinkin tramp"

Example 2
big fat slapper:
"Fuckin ell, that was a rogering you just gave me and no doubt about it. Eh fuckin ell pour some water on your pubes theyre on fire"

stud:
"Oh that isnt fire, thats steam pouring off my sweaty balls"
by boiled prophet mohammed March 5, 2008
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sweater pillows

A set of breasts whose size is so ample that they can be observed and appreciated even when a sweater is being worn.
Damn bro, I wanna get my face all up in those sweater pillows.
by TheHugeGuy February 15, 2010
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Alex: Yea, I love me some Sweaty Teddy.
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Sweaty Evan

A player that produces so much sweat while playing FIFA, that he actually causes sea levels to rise which evidently leads to Global Warming
Wow, this n00b on FIFA 12 really is a Sweaty Evan.
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