The Scandinavian Surprise

The act of putting a dead fish into one's Mailbox.

Dude last Tuesday someone pulled the Scandinavian Surprise on Mrs. Packer's house!

by Just the Tip Jackson October 9, 2021

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L.O.L SURPRISE

Lol dolls, but surprises, do you want your kid to wake up and see a giant surprise lol doll that poops, pees, and throws up?

“Mom, can I have a L.O.L Surprise?”
“Do you want to clean up after it?”

by Lol dolls October 28, 2021

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Mayo Surprise

A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick

Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise

Girl: please never talk to me again

by Beyond sleepy September 10, 2021

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Surprise attack

When your on your bed with her forcinating missionary,you take it out her vagina and stick it in her butt.

Me and my girl was doing bits the other day,I pulled a surprise attack.

by Bigman577544 June 9, 2021

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Spicy Surprise

While a woman is giving a blowjob to a man, they take some grinded takis, and start sucking the mans dick with said takis. The man would feel an incredible amount of pain and pleasure

bro my girl gave me a "Spicy Surprise" and my dick is all red now

by ImAManOfGod June 14, 2021

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