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steven

the american verison of the uncommonly used name "stiven"
paul's brother is named steven.
by supaste August 23, 2007
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Stevens

A beautiful Blonde haired girl from the black country,who has an amazing personality and shes the kinda girl any guy would want to marry and any guy who dosn't is either a massive gay or an angler fish I LOVE YOU!!
Guy1:Seen stevens
Guy2: yeah shes fucking beautiful

Stevens:shut up zack you angler
by bearhugs12 April 28, 2013
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Steven

A Steven can come in many different forms with the most popular being the one of the human denomination. It is usually in a meat format with a small bone structure better known as, skinny runt. A Steven will sometimes try to make jokes about certain subjects which would then fail resulting in everyone else calling it, a bastard.

The most popular known species of Steven to the human eye is one with a tiny penis, almost vagina like. They occur all over the world and are to be avoided at all costs due to the terrible smell of their breath and ability to put your penis in your mouth in a matter of seconds, without you realizing.
"Hey look there is a Steven!"

"Shit man, don't go near that hideous creature"
by MasifWilly October 11, 2011
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Steven Colbert

Absolutely nothing. How absolute morons spell "Stephen Colbert" when taking the time to write out an definition for the guy on this website without bothering to check for one second to see if they got the name right. (See also: "Jon Stuart")
"lols i luv steven colbert he is so funny!!!!"
"Get cancer."
by will farell lol September 6, 2007
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stevedawg

A hardcore gangsta straight from da hoodizzle that wears a purple jacket when he sleeps.
That stevedawg is wizzack!
by deathbadgerofdeath August 6, 2008
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Steven

A naive yet well meaning guy. He has cartoonish eyes and a goofy personality. Sometimes you wonder what goes on in that cranium of his. He's sweet and liable to call you gag-worthy pet names.
Me: Steven called me "Cutie-Pie" today *gags*
Friend:Aw, but he's a sweet guy
by emptybrown3yes October 22, 2013
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Steven

A 12-16 year old douche bag on youtube.
Wow, that kid is such a Steven.
by alextegart1999 May 24, 2016
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