A woman or man who is all over the place. They can be semi crazy or insane. They are all over the place when they talk or do things.
"I met this girl last night, but she was a Yard Sale. Talking about how she doesn't like bubble gum to how her mom sews kitten sweaters."
"She was so crazy her thoughts were everywhere like a damn Yard Sale."
"She was so crazy her thoughts were everywhere like a damn Yard Sale."
by Catfish13 January 6, 2012
Get the Yard Sale mug.A term to describe a person or place that doesn't have their sh*t together, overall drama and too much to deal with. Or someone that has second hand ideas thinking they are original.
"Man i just got back from hanging out at Brenda's house...wow, sh*t was a YARD SALE! Looked like she hadn't cleaned the place in over a year!"
"...yeah that dude Dave is crazy his head is a straight up YARD SALE!"
"...yeah that dude Dave is crazy his head is a straight up YARD SALE!"
by DJ WHORES August 1, 2012
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We all know him, the guy who insists everyone else watch random (usually only semi-funny) YouTube videos one after another in a charade of courteous laughter. When encountering one, a true test of one's patience and tolerance lies ahead. Grab a Snickers.
"Dude, you gotta see this!"
--"Fucking YouTube Salesman"
"Just one more!" (several times over)
--"That's enough Randy, quit being a YouTube Salesman."
"Ohh shit, have you guys seen ________?!?!"
--"Is YouTube paying you for this??"
--"Fucking YouTube Salesman"
"Just one more!" (several times over)
--"That's enough Randy, quit being a YouTube Salesman."
"Ohh shit, have you guys seen ________?!?!"
--"Is YouTube paying you for this??"
by SirCook March 31, 2015
Get the YouTube Salesman mug.A gay ass bitch witch for his boyfriend Elijah Woods. Hes a hot witch with beautiful eyes and hes tall af from the time of the Salem Witch Trials.
by Dazai Nikiforov July 16, 2017
Get the william salem mug.A child that is wearing clothes that do not go together. Or clothes that have been thrown on with no care in the world to what they might look like.
by Deirdrew April 12, 2017
Get the jumble sale kid mug.The fetish freak of the Teambang group, the Shoe Salesman is the one to occasionally catch a female participant by attempting to purchase her a pair of brand new shoes as a sort of push. Following a bit of smooth talking, the Shoe Salesman becomes a foot lover and sucks the toes of said female with the penetration of toe ridges.
I finally convinced this chick as the Shoe Salesman to join our Teambang group with a pair of pink heels, now I can foot fuck her all night until I make her little piggies shine with my cum.
by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019
Get the Shoe Salesman mug.When you yard sale a bike or quad it’s is when all of your plastics and others pieces fly off your bike and become useless and like the junk you find at yard sales
When you yard sale a bike or quad it’s is when all of your plastics and others pieces fly off your bike and become useless and like the junk you find at yard sales
by Then it hit me October 18, 2020
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