Jackpot of Jack Squat 

Absolutely fucking nothing.

When your friend says something stupid: “Charlie I think you’re onto something. The jackpot of Jack squat.”

Jackpot of Jack Squat by VNSpano127 May 31, 2023

squeage 

masterbating furiously to dead bodies

"i was squeaging at the morgue yesterday."

squeage by butters August 19, 2004

Deep Squeak 

A guy farting and cumming at the same time.

On a dark and stormy night, there was a couple trapped in the woods inside a hallowed tree to be sheltered from the rain. The male is horny (as usual) and begs for a blow job. The girl gives in, because she is bored and a little curious because she had never done it before. She was also a little horny. The male unzips and the girl gets on her knees. The girl lifts her hands nervously and pulls his dick out of his boxers, and places her mouth over the appendage. As they get into it, she goes faster and deeper and as the male comes close to an orgasm he lets one rip. The force of the fart causes the male to cum in a violent manner. Thus creating a loud deep squeak.

Deep Squeak by Mr. Deep Squeak February 13, 2010

squat sauce 

The act of accidentally defecating (crapping) whilst enjoying sexual intercourse or anal sex.

James was shocked to find his privates marinated in Judy's squat sauce during an intimate lovemaking session.

squat sauce by crazybaby83 December 19, 2008

Squeak Squeak 

To Weasel yourself into a better position in poker, to gain a few measly points.

Mr B: I folded QQ when 3 players were all-in for an extra 10 points

Mr A: What a Weasel!

Mr B: Squeak Squeak!!

Squeak Squeak by PokerB August 27, 2012

squatling 

A squatling is a person who is very active and smart she loves school and shopping and her real name is kitty and she lives cat's😻

Squatling is amazing

squatling by Squatling7 February 13, 2018

Vogel Squat 

Inspired by Steven Vogel, a term used in weight-training to describe the motion, or rather, lack of motion in the squat lift. Starting at an angle of 180 degree angle from feet to ass, the Vogel squatter proceeds to bend his knees to form a 177.2 degee angle in a spastic, nearly unnoticeable motion. The Vogel squatter also emits a loud yell to assure that everyone is watching his awful lift.

Loni-"Tim Riebe told me he squatted 460 lbs. yesterday."

Andy-"That kid has got balls in his asscrack... I guarantee he Vogel squatted it."-

Vogel Squat by Stallis' Finest January 19, 2005