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smurfing

Can also be smurf, smurfed, smurfingly etc. Used instead of names, adjectives, and verbs to make sentences incoherent except to other "Smurf masters".

Language used by smurfs
That cack-head has pissed me off for the last time - That smurf has smurfed me off for the smurf smurf.
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Smurfette - "You can smurf my smurf if you smurf"
by Miss Fire April 1, 2004
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smurf ass bitches

The blue team that gets owned on halo.
red team: " we just owned those smurf ass bitches!"

blue team:"........... damn it!"
by hotdiggitysmalls March 21, 2011
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Smurf

A bunch of short blue things that all look exactly the same. They use smurf in the place of all verbs, nouns, adjectives, adverbs, prepositions, and every other word in the English language. Almost all of them are male (DAMN SEXIST CARTOON WRITERS!!!!!). They also never reproduce, yet somehow they still exist. (BUT WAIT, THAT'S A PARADOX!!!!) DUH!!!!!!!!!!!

also a word that is hilarious to substitute for cuss words, especially when you intentionally call them a smuff instead and they don't catch that there is a difference.
person one: damit!

KrazyDude: no, you're supposed to say smurf it

person one: smurf

KrazyDude: yep, you damn smurfing smurf, smurf smurfing son of a smurf

GO SMURF A SMURF, YOU DAMN SMURFING SMUFF

person one: did you just call me a smuff

KrazyDude: no you damn smurfing Smuff, go smurf some smurfing smurf

i said smuff, or did i say smurf, or did the smuffing smurfer smuff that i said smuff but smurf but smuffing smuff

you smurfing damn smurf smurfer

Person One: O_o 0_0 o_O

KrazyDude: I THOUGHT SO!!!!!
by KrazyDude599999 December 16, 2009
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smurf

a persons face turning blue because of a blow job.
Guy 1: I made my chick smurf last night.
Guy 2: Is she alright.
Guy 1: Yeah, but that's the last time i get a bj.
by bnasty24 March 6, 2010
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Strawberry Smurf

Originated by the Penny Arcade strip "Prefanity", "Strawberry Smurf" is some perverse term involving arbitrary sexual acts, necrophilia, and gnomes. This can include any form of Gnome, whether it be from Warcraft, D&D, or just an exceptionally short person in real life.
Last night I decided to roll an alt on Moon Guard and check out what was going on in Goldshire. Some Gnome chick asked me to give her a Strawberry Smurf. I logged immediately.
by Ixielsturm August 4, 2009
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smurfed

Being owned by a smurf in a multiplayable online game.
Johny33: OMG! I got owned by a smurf with a 0-0 record!
YouRGramma: You got smurfed
Johny33: OMG! Blizzard better do something about this shit!
by Anonymous August 22, 2003
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smurfed

the feeling of being so drunk or high everything you see is blue !
last nught id drank so much i was smurfed !
by hulmie December 28, 2007
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