Sports Aroused

When you are aroused in a very non sexual way, but with the same intensity, emotion, and passion as sexual arousal.

It could be a very sudden feeling, like seeing a sexy stat or a big goal, but also could be a prolonged feeling, like the few days after your team makes a huge trade.
Al: Holy shit you gotta see this stat, I cant believe how underrated Jones is.

Mark: Oh my god, I am so Sports Aroused, I had no idea Jones was THIS good.

Al: Sports Arousal is the best. I still get the sweats talking about the Super Bowl 20 years ago.
by Mike109999 March 09, 2022
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BROKE BITCH SPORT

Broke Bitch Sport : WHEN A RATCHET LOW INCOME BROKE FEMALE ENGAGE INTO AN ALTERCATION WITH ANOTHER INDIVIDUAL BUT HAS NO STANDARDS NOR PROSPECTS.
I DONT BEEF WITH HOES THATS (BROKE BITCH SPORT)
by ARTISTONTHEBEAT May 04, 2021
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Nintendo sports

Hey im playing this trash game called nintendo sports. |Other person: i only play with people who use wii 🙄
by Slim shady madey katy June 10, 2022
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Sport a green

The act of giving a Newport or some other type of high grade menthol to someone else
by RoddyNotRichYet September 22, 2020
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Sports scrub

All shitty bum at sports who talks shit like they are the best but really sucks at the sport they are claiming to be a goat at.
Listen marcus, you are a sports scrub, never mention sports again in your life you suck!
by Jaygotdajuice30 April 05, 2017
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Sports Spouse

Like a friend on your kids sports team but way better. They will take your kid to a game or multiple games/tournament but treat them like their own. They will cheer for your kid but also tell them when they are acting like a fool.

Also been known to share hotel rooms with Sports Spouse if you are lucky enough to travel with them.
I am lucky to have a great "sports spouse" that will help get my child to the games.
by RealTeamMom June 22, 2023
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Sporting a McNulty

Accidentally having a boner in a formal picture
I was sporting a McNulty last night during prom pictures
by Salty McPeen November 10, 2016
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