cockmeat special

What you get when you accidentally touch a friend's penis and they get sexual vibes from it.

The movie was alright until I reached for Eric's popcorn and got a taste of the cockmeat special.

by RaulAlfonsoTejada April 4, 2017

Haus Special

A term coined in late thirties Nazi Germany referring to a torture technique used by SS guards wherein they would insert a riding crop or other such implement forcefully into a prostrate prisoner.

"What happened to Heinrich?"

"He got a visit from the SS last night and they gave him the Haus Special."

by jgoebbels March 18, 2009

Weggy Special

Taking a literal shit in someone’s fish sandwich out of anger.

Oh I’m gonna give Shelly a “Weggy Special”

by SeudoCarl April 19, 2019

special masturbator

An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.

Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?

by YAWA September 11, 2022

The Mark Special

The most depraved sexual act known to man

I gave that chick the mark special.

I gave her the mark special and lets just say she didnt walk normally ever again

by FLIPFLOPFLAP August 7, 2014

Spud Special

When a very deep connection occurs between a male and a female, the pair snuggle naked and enter a new psychedelic emotional state, involving heavy levels of communication and no sexual penetration.

Me and the bees went out to da club on thursday. Met this girl I knew she was the one so I sealed it with a Spud Special.

by Spud Special May 30, 2014

Darwin Special

Someone born with the ability to constantly do things that end up hurting themselves.
A sub-category of the Darwin Awards.

I called the cable company to report my neighbor for stealing my cable,and ended up in jail myself for an old warrant.I'm self-nominated for a Darwin Special.

by GoneSouth02 April 3, 2013