sompthing 

the correct way to spell sompthing

i want sompthing to eat

sompthing by heyhijello January 13, 2020

Ain't That Somethin' To Flip Your Biscuit 

an expression that is used when someone is hit with comedic misfortune.Used by a fat Italian Man in Family Guy Season 16, Episode 6.

Mark: My car got hit at K-Mart
Bob: Ain't that somethin' to flip your biscuit

Ain't That Somethin' To Flip Your Biscuit by Megaloafdon November 1, 2021

Spiething 

When a man uses their dick as a golf club to wack a golf ball that is resting on a woman’s mouth (like a tee)

Damn. Jack and Agatha were watching the Masters when they got horny, and he decided to give her a Spiething

Spiething by Bdyao0805 November 22, 2019

shark smoothing 

When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.

For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"

Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.

shark smoothing by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021

Will Smithing 

When you further emascúlate yourself by “defending the honor” of a woman who cheated on you by attacking a guy for poking fun at your girl.

“Did you hear what Mike did?”

“No what happened?”

“He slapped some guy at a party for making a joke about her hair”

“Dude- didn’t she openly cheat on him for years? Text book example of Will Smithing.”

Will Smithing by Dallasvegas321 March 28, 2022

southington 

The current residence of local idiot John Sample, as well as a handful of wiggers. Also a town where the freshman in highschool tend to multiply much like bacteria except they get smaller as time goes on, and more retarded/similar to John Sample.

Southington is a hellhole because John Sample lives here. Someone should send him to Meriden where the real ghetto is.

southington by N3M3S1S July 17, 2004

21, can you do somethin' for me? 

The infamous canadian rapper, Drake likes men.

21, can you do somethin' for me? (21)
Can you hit a lil' rich flex for me? (21)
And 21, can you do somethin' for me? (21, 21)
Drop some bars to my pussy ex for me
Then 21 (21), can you do somethin' for me? (Yeah)
Can you talk to the opps necks for me? (Okay)
21, do your thing 21, do your thing (21)
Do your thing, 21, do your thing

21, can you do somethin' for me? by redshell December 8, 2022