A special shower activity that combines all major aspects of a successful date night. Successful shower picnic execution includes both individuals bathing (i.e., scrubbing each other’s everything), dancing (i.e., grinding each other, fully covered in soap and food sauce), drinking from bottles (i.e., champagne and/or wine), feeding each other fine dining food or Chicken McNuggets, neck kissing, and pace changing mutual adult play. Everything must be done in the shower with the shower on (absolutely no exceptions).
Man: “Hey, foxy lady, do you want to go out to dinner tonight?”
Woman: “That’s fucking boring. Let’s have a shower picnic instead. I’ll bring the cakes, make sure you bring the hog.”
Man: “Oh my fuck, I’m full ham.”
Woman: “That’s fucking boring. Let’s have a shower picnic instead. I’ll bring the cakes, make sure you bring the hog.”
Man: “Oh my fuck, I’m full ham.”
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A Pat (pits, ass, and taint) shower is a quick and refreshing shower in which you jump in the shower just to wash your pits, ass, and taint because the lack of time for a full shower.
by Laverne&Shirley October 16, 2008
Get the Pat Shower mug.When you are having a shower or before you finish a shower, you turn the heat up to very hot (or the hottest temperature your shower can make) and stand somewhere else (within the shower/bath area) to avoid getting burned. This way, when you get out of the shower, the room temperature of the bathroom is nice and warm and not freezing cold.
Sauna shower can be one or two words.
Sauna shower can be one or two words.
Be right back, going to have a sauna shower.
My friend just had a saunashower. He said it was awesome!
My friend just had a saunashower. He said it was awesome!
by Ivonne Weinervontucklemier January 14, 2011
Get the Sauna Shower mug.When your too lazy to take a real shower so you coat yourself with a shit load of Axe or other body spray to mask your rankness and end up smelling like a French Whore. Also called the Guido Whores Bath.
Rank dude. Now I have to deal with your fruit cup smellin ass for the day. Way to take a norfolk shower.
by thatdude1235 September 24, 2011
Get the norfolk shower mug.When your hot neighbor doesn't close the blinds in her bathroom and you discover your sexuality. Can also refer to a memorable incident where you happen upon nudity as an adolescent.
by allthefoxshowers January 22, 2014
Get the fox shower mug.The act of having sex with a girl and not showering and then washing one girl's flavour Off by having sex with another as done by rockstars.
by themachine January 24, 2014
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