by MonkeGod43 March 17, 2021
Get the Papa Smurfmug. 
The act of sitting on your girlfriend's face until she turns blue, and when you stand up she has a white beard. Best done when shaved.
Last night I was smurfing my girlfriend!
She'd be good to smurf!
I remember the first time I smurfed...
She'd be good to smurf!
I remember the first time I smurfed...
by Dykeosaurus November 13, 2014
Get the Smurfingmug. by nummyskully October 2, 2023
Get the Smurf catmug. 
Choking yourself while you’re jerkin off until you start to turn blue then jizz in your hand and slap it on your head.
“ Zach didn’t hang out with his friends Alex and Jake because he was too busy smurfing that night.”
“Zach tried smurfing on his motorcycle and almost crashed.”
“Tommy was smurfing and his dog Izzy walked in and watched him.”
“Zach tried smurfing on his motorcycle and almost crashed.”
“Tommy was smurfing and his dog Izzy walked in and watched him.”
by Z.hanning June 25, 2018
Get the Smurfingmug. 