Smurf farts

Tide Pod suppositories, an anally inserted Tide Pod

Brody and I are going to be doing some Smurf farts after we blow the hockey team, there’s room in the Geo Metro if you’d like to join.

by Curly MFN B May 16, 2018

Smurf an Turf

Coined by Skweezy Jibbs, described as a snack consisting of a blue razzz 4loko and a savage size slim jim

Skweezy Jibbs: “THIS REMINDS ME OF MY FAVORITE SNAKC A SMURF AN TURF WHICH IS A BLUE RAZZ 4LOCO AN A SAVAGE SIZE SLIM JIM”

by penisgaming47 September 07, 2022

bassy smurf

The concept of men-sheep body switching.

“Alberta, do you see those sheep standing next to that man over there?”

“Yeah, Cardi. Probably just a bassy smurf.”

by Constitutional musical April 07, 2018

Smurf Head

When the blood flow to the penis is resticted and the tip turns blue

When he was sleeping I gave Chad a smurf head

by ButterBoiV February 14, 2020

sneaky smurf

A girl that is an undercover hoe. Very sneaky about her fucking/ cheating.

Damn, bro. I should have Nicole she was a sneaky smurf. I mean, all her friends are, I should have known.

by TheyForEverybody June 04, 2017

Bloody Smurf

When you stick a blue magic marker up your butt till it makes you bleed.

CACR likes to Bloody Smurf themselves while they play evony.

by google34891275897413205 July 10, 2011

Smurf Dick

Slang for multi-wire bundles used in residential structured wiring, typically consisting of two RG6 coax cables and two CAT5e Ethernet cables. They're usually blue and a little over half an inch in diameter, hence the name.

Hey Jim, where's that spool of smurf dick? Some dumbass forgot to pull the drop behind the TV in the master bathroom.

by Truckingeek October 20, 2018