slap truth

When you make a truthful statement, that is so brutally honest its as if you slapped the person in the face with the truth.

Dude: Guy, you're so ugly you couldn't get hit on at a convention for the blind.
Guy: Ouch, that's harsh.
Bro: Slap Truth!

by J. Roget March 15, 2006

mandingo slap

The Mandingo Slap is when a guy is naked with his girlfriend and his penis is semi erect. Without using his hands, he turns his waist fast so that his penis slaps his girl across the face. With the end result, usually being, the girlfriend thanking him and asking for another.

Last night I gave my girl the Mandingo Slap.

by Keltic_SF November 04, 2013

Junk Slap

Male sex organ known as penis is used as a tool for slapping any given person across (his/her) face. refer;<pimp slap, bitch slap>

I junk slapped <person's name> across (his/her) face.
I junk slapped Jessica across her face.

by D$A$V$E May 19, 2006

slap 50

Slap a dick.

Hey bell you can really slap 50

by Nick piscullici June 12, 2017

Slap a goat

getting so mad that you are to the point of physically hurting a goat. So frustrated that you would hurt a living creature.

I'm so mad I could slap a goat. I'm so mad I would slap a goat.

by TheRealPandaSwag November 05, 2010

Ghost slap

Ghost slap is where you fart in someone's face bare ass.

Bob was sleeping so I ghost slapped him.

by Jayschroed July 23, 2017

cheese slap

got slapped with cheese

Marina is talking some serious shit then Jakov comes and slap her with cheese and shout.... CHEESE SLAP

by MM_by_JA August 18, 2014