Ski-uppity

State of mind that the whole world revolves around skiing, overpriced gear and lodging and that you or your prodigy are superior skiers.

Creede is an old mountain town and not all ski-uppity

by Mdfrd July 12, 2013

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Taking the skis

When someone says a statement so absurd, nonfactual or ragebaity that you just have to exclaim how they're wrong and being the biggest idiot of the moment

A: Dude, I just won a fist fight against 5 people, 1v5
B: Nah! shut up, you're taking the skis
A: Yes way! Total Swimming! They even had guns
B: YOU'RE TAKING THE SKIS!

by CGZXZ May 17, 2025

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Ski

It’s a ski

Hey I love to ski

by HorseGurl4Life January 25, 2024

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Street Skiing

Using ALTERED skis down a high or slightly inclined street and proceed to show your skills.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT WITHOUT PROPER EQUIPMENT AND MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.

Snoop suggested that we have skiis with wheels for Street Skiing.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 December 23, 2017

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A female ski bum, who often exchanges sex for a warm place to stay.

Typically living out of a van or car, she poses as a normal skier or snowboarder, but in reality is homeless, and lures unsuspecting out of towners to her beaver.

She rides the endless cock carousel of men who pass through ski resorts, and can often be found in the parking lot, lodge, or bar at the end of a day on the mountain looking for her next catch.

Hey she’s kinda cute, you think I should buy her a drink?

Nah bro, that’s Aubrey the local ski beaver. You’ll probably get syphilis.

Damn, hoes be hoeing.

by Apairadeez March 1, 2025

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