sheeit

Syllable friendly she/he/it.

I was typing to my friend online and sheeit wanted to know my ASL

by Melanie Mitchell March 28, 2004

Sheet Metal

This was heavy metal music from the late 80's to the early 90's that was neither heavy, nor really even metal. When it was listened to by men, it was used primarily as an attempt to bring a girl home (and, presumably, into the sheets).

Sheet Metal tapes and CD's were often stashed in the glove compartment when on the road, or in the socks and underwear drawer while at home, and the possession of them was never willingly admitted to fellow dudes.

Examples include Poison, Bon Jovi, Faster Pussycat, Steelheart, et al...

It was always a good plan to keep at least one Sheet Metal tape in the glove box on weekends...you know, just in case.

by Atomic Honey December 4, 2010

sheet skeet

A trail of shit on the sheets.

"Shorty sharted in his sleep and left sheet skeet in the morning."

by citizen8 August 1, 2008

sheetal

a girl from Bangalore who's not smart enough for the hunger games. Tries to render videos, but like ... can't. Exaggerates a lot. Wants emojis in her bio. Sophisticated and delicate wannabe package.

do your work smartly, don't be a sheetal.

by lulztrap November 20, 2018

sheet music

A term used for a loud fart by soldiers in WWII stuck in close quarters, such as a transport ship or tent. A polite term for a rude farting event.

Cpl. Evans drove us out of the foxhole with his sheet music.

by Matt Holly April 29, 2008

Baron Von SheitMire

A Poser who wishes he was in the council of Fourteen Minus Ten but his extreme lack of awesomeness and suppishness got him exiled by Lord Snaffles

BAAARROOON VON SHEEETMIRE sucks eggs

by Lord Snaffles April 8, 2005

Kicking Sheets

When you go out looking for someone to take home for the night and end up back at home, under the sheets, alone, and fluttering your feet (temper tantrums) because you're upset.

Friend: What time is it?

Me: Almost closing time man...

Friend: I need to hurry and scoop a chick up real quick.

Me: Man you're kicking sheets tonight.

by Mocha Mike March 19, 2013