Self neuter

The process of brutally ripping your testicles out from between your legs and later frying them at a KFC.

I just gave myself a self neuter! It was painful but my balls were just so fucking scrumptious after I ate those motherfuckers at my local KFC.

by Bigbootyhoe47 December 24, 2020

self-crunchious

the awkward feeling when you are eating something very crunchy in a crowded but very quiet room

It is too quiet in here to eat carrots. It makes me feel self-crunchious.

by hmcdesq October 11, 2018

self compliments

Someone that finds way to compliment themselves often

self compliments by Janie , typically take up 6 of her 8 hours at work. She loves telling everyone how awesome she is in every shape or form

by Shellbell July 2, 2016

self-correctation

the process of immediately correcting one’s own social network post after auto-correct on the mobile device screws up the original meaning.

Steve: Good game. Props to Catherine for honoring her world.

a couple of seconds later...

Steve: Self-correctation: word

by CatherineAF October 7, 2011

Self-sabotage

Something your brain does to you when you find something your heart feels it's amazing, but due to some unfortunate circumstances and bad decisions on both sides, your brain now tries to distract you from the person/thing you want so much due to past trauma so your heart won't get hurt with all this intrusive thoughts and things that you could do.

Pers1: Hey, how is the thing you have going on with that guy you like so much?

Pers2: I feel like my brain is trying to self-sabotage it, cause it gives me all this intrusive thoughts and makes me say dumb shit, so I'm working on it, cause I really don't want to lose him. I'm trying to understand my emotions and thoughts better.

by Im7 October 9, 2023

Self-Tracker

The Internet had long ago turned navel-gazing into an international pastime, but self-tracking takes the self-absorption to a new level. Using elaborate graphs, pie charts, websites and newer technologies, self-trackers catalogue everything in their lives, sometimes with no clear result.

Self-tracker.
Self-trackers like Messina and Evans could spend hours online, charting, analyzing, tracking. Life as a series of pure, distilled data points, up for interpretation.
—Monica Hesse, "Bytes of Life," The Washington Post, September 9, 2008

by Ezaa March 21, 2009

Self-lesbiebation

When two girls who look alike find each other attractive and finger-fuck each other.

Mia finds herself attractive and found a girl who looked just like her. They hooked up and fingered each other. Classic self-lesbiebation.

by Jarfman February 20, 2015