No screaming day

You can’t scream or else someone will find and hire a hitma

John: well jerry you failed no screaming day. Jerry: no pls. John: hires hitman

by Newmarble98 December 4, 2022

Passport-seeking missile

Someone instigating a whirlwind romance and entering into marriage with a hapless victim for the express intent of gaining citizenship in the victim's country. Whereas a gold-digger needs to be in the same location as their victim, passport-seeking missiles can lock on to targets in the US from as far away as the APAC region via Internet dating.

Tyler: Wow, Kiki just divorced Norbert... they'd only been together a few years.
Conrad: Yeah... I tried to warn him but he didn't want to listen and married a passport-seeking missile!

by <LeIgHthaL> December 30, 2022

Eat Seeking Missile

Someone who can't stop eating, an overweight person.

You'll need to some more of those eclairs, Janet is an eat seeking missile.

by Shuaman April 15, 2023

Carl Screaming

A Awesome Funny ALT On Gamejolt, Go Follow Him, @Carlscreaming

Carl Screaming: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Baldimoer December 19, 2023

Incoherent Screaming

Screaming, but incoherently.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAeeerooogogogogoogogogoogogogAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHhoooooooeyeyeyeyeyeyAGAGAGAGAGAGGAGAGWAHAWA-WOOOOOGY-LOOOOOGIE-HOOOOOOO00000000000ga-BOOga-LOOOOOTAflAGGATHAGOOOMINSCHPEITZ" "Why are you engaging in such preposterous activities such as Incoherent Screaming, May I ask?" "AAAAAGOFRITOGAGAGA!"

by Ukalik February 2, 2024

Attention seeking

HE'S the one attention seeking! Now LOOK AT ME! You have to give ME the attention that HE wants or HE wins! Now buy my book! It's about how HE'S an attention seeker! I'm the one who should have it!

Attention Seeker "He's attention seeking! Now pay attention to me! And buy my book!"

by Hym Iam November 29, 2023

distance screeching

A feeling when conditions from the past are haunting us and still make noises in our heads, although they seem to be distant. Can apply to historical conditions. Past events influence today’s minds and actions. E.g. our own past, as well as societal, institutional pasts inevitably shape theories and how we look at them. What we teach and learn today is intertwined with our past. Echoes reproduce power structures and reach into the present. The original sound can deform, how it is heard from a distance changes (e.g. become shriller). Although today many look on colonialism more critically, it still shapes institutions, worldviews, actions. It is visible in the books resting in our libraries, in the accessibility of institutions (Decolonising Knowledge: What Is Decolonisation? | Rolando Vázquez Melken 5:24), how history is told by western museums. We must recognize and draw attention to this screeching (e.g. as one can see in the actions Mwazulu Diyabanza does in Museums (Gimlet)). We need to question who owns, who tells stories, defines, has power, whose voices are being heard? To decolonize we must recognize that power structures are still active. We must question the sounds from the past without denying they exist, but by reshaping how we perceive them and making sure they are not repeated, by making sure they are not echoes.

Sources:
Decolonising Knowledge: What Is Decolonisation? Rolando Vázquez Melken. 2021.
Gimlet. I Want To Report A Theft.

“I still have a distance screeching.”

“I think you got distance screeching.”

“These theories are distance screeched. *”

*However, colonial power structures should be labeled as such as clear as possible. The proposed term should be seen more as an additional visualization.

by l;;;; December 10, 2023