Corn Scraping

Corn Scrapping
Verb…the act by a dog of dragging its ass along the floor to scratch its anus.
Noun…the brown line left in the carpet after a vigorous corn scraping.

John Michael: Oh gross, is that brown mess corn scraping on Grandma’s carpeting?
Drew: That has to be, I saw Daisy corn scrapping earlier.

by ClarenceBede December 9, 2010

Straight Scraping

Being broke

"to produce with difficulty"

So broke today, had to search my whole house for a few bucks... straight scraping

by Brosknow October 1, 2012

Dual Screening

When one watches a movie/TV show while using an electronic device at the same time.

Little Dick Rick: Yo Edgar, did you watch the new episode of the Walking Dead?
Edgar: Nah man, I was dual screening so I missed out.

by ChiefofBeef March 28, 2014

pre-screening

A phone /Skype call interview.

We would like to set up a quick 15 min pre-screening skype call?

by elephegg September 14, 2016

cold screwing

When someone passes their cold onto you.

"Bob is cold screwing everyone around the office, what a dick for not using sick time"

by Maximuscrates December 6, 2016

Impulse screening

When you instantly screenshot without thinking.

Girl: post ass picture in group on Snapchat
Guy : instantly screenshots
Guy: claims it was impulse screening
Girl: says all good

by Spottablevirus May 20, 2018

Ice scraping

The act of shooting a hefty cumshot across the room and getting some on the tv and passing out before cleaning, resulting in a nice jizz crust cover that would need to be chiseled out if left long enough

T-Rex: bro, I saw the best porn last night. Sware my load hit the fucking ceiling fan and splattered everywhere.

Big Easy: remind me to never visit you. Did you clean the tv?

T-Rex: I didn’t clean Shit. No clue where it went.

Big Easy: here (hands over a jack hammer) you will need this. Take these also (hands him 4 beers), have fun ice scraping.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm April 21, 2019