Wontan Smash Up

A chinese midget orgy, group sex containing chinese migdets

Dude last night i got wasted and found myself caught up in a wontan smash up those asians know what their doing.

by WontanSU56 March 20, 2010

smash

1. A crush a girl gets on another girl. The smash can be platonic, meaning that the girl wants to be friends with the girl she has a smash on.
2. The girl another girl has a crush on.
(I noticed this word in a Smith College yearbook from the 50's or 60's, so I think it started with the platonic sense.)

I've got a smash on that girl jane in my drawing class! She has the best clothes.

by mfm February 9, 2004

smash

New code word for stealing that you can actually say in stores.

Girl 1:"Shit. That nail polish is $20!"
Girl 2:"Just smash it, silly!"
Girl 1:"No. I'm too scared, I don't want to get caught."
Girl 2:"Fucking pussy. I'll do it."

by Lisamary March 28, 2008

Help Helen Smash

The epitome of garbage normie humor, who’s somehow supppsed to be funny, simply because of a lame, also garbage, Snapchat filter she uses. People who find her funny, honestly shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

Normie:“Hey check out this funny Help Helen Smash video.”

Me, a person with actual brain cells:“You see I’d be inclined to look at it, but unfortunately I’m allergic to comedic intellect below 2nd grade level.”

by startgame_88 October 11, 2018

smash n grab

When a playa gets all up and wasted at a hot soire anh is pushin up on all the supa dope fine honeys.

Girl to friend: the party was john blaze and jumpin until Levi tried to play smash n grab on me..

Friend:Damn Gurrl.........

by Levi Yockey October 11, 2004

smash

To take a really large and usually messy poop

I have to go take a smash.

by kgw December 2, 2007

smash

Nickname for a small squeaky lil bawbag who loves cock crunchin just as much as muff munchin. Also will usually lie and sneak behind peoples backs to get his/her way and will suck so much cock just to be popular.

Ashley: Dude! I totally sucked paul off last night it was awesome!
Steve: WTF man! you are actually such a smash!
Paul: So what man he sucks like a pro!
Brian: (dreamingly)Hes everything a guy could ask for........

by dempywempy May 16, 2009