salty olive

The act of licking ketamine of one's testicles.

'I had her give me a salty olive last night'

by MrSaltyOliveMan October 20, 2017

salty malt

the best thing to wash down a meal of a hearty tube steak.

i was so thirsty after working on that tube steak that i slurrped down that salty malt in seconds.

by malter and genius January 29, 2008

Salty Rabbit

(Noun) A salty rabbit is someone or something which is very salty, mad or sad. Salty rabbits tend to run away from people or the people who made them salty.

Person 1: Hey you suck at this game
Person 2: Yeah
Salty rabbit: No I'm not! Shut up I'm leaving!

by SynproSus June 16, 2021

Salty Seabird

A salty seabird is when one's penis is sliced length ways so it resembles the beak of a bird. However, it is not a proper salty seabird unless salt is then added into the wound.

Tom: Did you hear? Jack's gonna get a "salty seabird"!
Jack: *Cries

by Hentai > Porn May 8, 2018

salty shamaal

it is when a shamaal gets salty and destroys everything that gets in his way and everythoig around him or her

maan azaan is acting loike the salty shamaal,
the mighty salty shamaal

by Nailiboi June 14, 2019

Salty Schaeffer

using your or someone else's jizz for shaving cream and then shaving.

Man! That guy could really use a salty schaeffer.

by Clevelandsteamer? March 22, 2011

salty mommy

The female version of a sugar daddy. Normally stuck up, old, and men only want her for her money.

Man, my salty mommy is already 50 years old but I really need that cash...

by Lunadactyl January 4, 2016