Salty Zamboni

While boning an attractive female, upon finally reaching climax the male pulls out of which ever southern oriface he has chosen to pleasure. He then finishes on either the back or stomach and proceeds to slurp it up with his mouth, like a zamboni.

Bro I totally gave my hot teacher the Salty Zamboni after my detention.

by Papa_Racicot May 22, 2018

Salty Mind

equivalent to saying; overthinker; someone who is salty.

To have a salty mind is to, by definition of salty, is to be upset over something little and continue to overthink and dwell on this or these circumstances.

He has a Salty Mind and a Heavy Heart.

by The Salty Mind&The Heavy Heart February 24, 2020

Salti Mati

Salti Mati is Is a term to describe a character who always seems to get constantly disrespected Like. Salti Mati could have a way to make a car fly but nobody would care because you know. Fuck that guy. But if somebody else would say it then it would be a game changer. Salti Mati is also a small lad. So if he would go to a drive through They would give him a complementary Happy meal with a juice box and a toy. Along side with his purchased junior kids burger and small drink. He’s also 18. Every time him and some buddies would go to a restaurant the host would often ask his buddies for a high chair for the little one. Even in school. Everybody can be standing. Salti Mati would be told to go to his seat and be reminded that it is not social hour. While everybody else gets to stand moral of the story is. Salti Mati is very disrespected

Your get so much disrespect like. Salti Mati

by Shuveit June 29, 2020

Salty mimosa

Orange juice, champagne, and a "salty surprise". Best served cold and drunk quickly.

Unbeknownst to me, I was served a salty mimosa by my enemy.

by Feetsoup August 6, 2020

Salti Nerd

They may be Salti and they may be a nerd, But they tend to be amazing an awesome. Salti Nerds are Completely lovable and huggable, ready to cuddle at all times and is always loving and kind.

Everyone wants to cuddle our Salti Nerd

by Lukeybokiers September 30, 2020

salty olive

The act of licking ketamine of one's testicles.

'I had her give me a salty olive last night'

by MrSaltyOliveMan October 20, 2017

salty snowman

When you throw your unconscious friend into the snow, and then jerk off on him and let the ejaculate freeze.

Yo, Sam passed out first at the party last night, so we all pitched in and made him a salty snowman.

by ZmanEnterprises April 16, 2017