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Stone the Crows

Stone the crows where did you come from. Or Stone the crows the plane crashed
by Byron February 7, 2004
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Stoned

When your friend is able to convince you hes a vampire so you beat him with a stick.

"no dude your not a fuckin vampire quit it... oh shit dude maybe you are wtf get the fuck away ahhh shit"
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Stone Ridge

This school rocks so much it's not even funny. Everyone there is amazing! They're all brilliantly smart, great at sports, and gorgeous! This school has a beautiful campus, an amazing pool facility and Mr. A! What more could you ask for? Everyone goes to a good college, everyone is nice to each other, everyone is smart, ALL the guys' schools LOVE sr, and everyone there KICKS BOOTAYY!
SRgirl: I kick ass.
Visigirl: I'm a skank. (cries)
SRgirl: I still kick ass.
Holtongirl: I'm a bitch. (cries)
SRgirl:...I still kick ass.
NCSgirl: Hi. My name is Regina George! (gets hit by a bus)
SRgirl:...Once again... I still kick ass...
Madeiragirl: I can do anything better than ANY man!
SRgirl: You suck.
Madeiragirl:...But do I suck more than a MAN?
SRgirl:...No.
Madeiragirl: Dammit! (cries)
Hot guy1: Look a hot Stone Ridge girl!
Hot guy2: SHE'S MINE!
Hot guy1: You can have the NCS girl!
Hot guy2: She got hit by a bus!
(Hot guys start fighting over SR girl)
by '10 kicks ass December 28, 2005
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Stone Garden

meaning cemetary or grave yard, made famous by psycho realm (latino rap group from Los Angeles)
dont fuck with me puto, i'll send your ass straight to the stone garden
by this isnt my real name. June 18, 2009
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stone faces

A game played in Russia in a nightclub amongst men. They are sat round a table looking at each other whilst a whore is under the table giving one of them a BJ. They have to guess which of them is being worked by the whore by the look on their faces.
Yuroi: Ok I booked the whore, lets play stone faces. Winner gets the vodkas in.
Vladmir: Well its not me
Sasha: Nope not me
Yuri: Smirk

Vladmir+Sasha: Its you, your stone face is shit!

Whore: That will be 10000 rubles.
by chindelly April 8, 2010
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stone roses

by spiritualdishwasher January 9, 2004
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Don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house

It means you're being a douche who brags.
Yes Steve, but don't throw rocks when you live in a stone house.
by B Talented April 28, 2011
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