Philosopheres Stone

A turd that emerges after a couple of hours of intense concentration.

"Jesus Christos, I read that whole book producing that philosopheres stone."

by Jtron 3000 October 04, 2003

Emma Stone

To be Stoned by a hot girl with red hair who was also in Zombieland, and Easy A

Dude, I was watching that Emma Stone movie last night, and I totally got stoned man.

by Knock On Wood February 21, 2011

Stone Lee

Stone lee, a butt. Sometimes called ‘Stone Lee lonley’

But he’s pretty cute so it’s ok

‘Hey look! It’s Stone! Haha, Stone Lee Lonley’

by Special_IceWalrus November 09, 2018

fistful of stone

1. To have the equivalent or near the equivalent of deadweight. E.I. nothing of worth/value.
2. An event, object, person(s), or thing that is of little praise or virtue.

Ex. 1 - We only had two donors give a considerable contribution, so the rest of the room was a fistful of stone.
Ex. 2 - I gave Jill $300 to go gamble on the tables, She came back with five $5 chips, a goddamn fistful of stone!
Ex. 3 - "McFaddens got shot down because five people were stabbed.' 'Had it been four people no problem, but god forbid it was five people, a whole fistful of stone!"

by GoldenBoy44 January 07, 2015

Stone Army

The worst army ever to exist in the history of the universe

Person 1 - I'm from the stone army
Person 2 shoots person 1

by BROthePRO January 16, 2019

stone alone

When you stone alone because your your girlfriend left you

Guy:man,I got to stone alone my chick left me.

by absolutely_ridiculous January 31, 2015

internet stoned

When you've used the Internet so long, you're beginning to appear to be stoned. Similar to internet coma, except not nearly as serious and you don't need permanent termination of Internet usage, just a quick nap and you'll be fine for the next slug. Notice symptoms:

-Slack-jaw-ness.
-Inability to concentrate.
-Ruined memory.
-Insanity (oh wait we all have that).

Random d00d #1: Did you hear about Derek the other night? Man, was he Internet Stoned!
Random d00d #2: Wha happen?
Random d00d #1: Oh wait you're Derek #&*($&$*(#$&(FUCK

Jenny: Dude, you're totally Internet stoned.
Derek: Huhr?
Jenny: It's like an internet coma except you're only a quarter dead, not all dead.
Derek: Thash nice. Remind me to go to Jenny's house when I wake up. crashes
Jenny: *looks at watch* Great. That's the last blind date I'll ever have.

by Thatguywith2020vision June 23, 2011