rockin’ a stiffy

when a person with a penis gets a boner…

Damn! I was just standing there and Brad was rockin’ a stiffy. Man’s packin’.

by BeckyG420 July 15, 2022

Special buys stiffy

When your penis becomes erect while shopping at Aldi

Hey Scott, why are you hiding behind the shopping trolley? Have you got a special buys stiffy ?

by Fat Sticks August 1, 2023

sniff market

this is a somewhat derogatory colloquialism among provisional licensed post-pubescent teens ranging from the years 16 to 18 of who are directly involved in; or commonly delegated the task of filling the petroleum tank for their fellow teen if they do not yet meet the provisional testing requirements or have exceedingly failed in achieving said provisional license.

"Sniff" is considered a derogatory, yet, common word used by Australian Indigenous bogans. "Sniff" is used to refer to the inhalation of petrol fume action.

"I've fuck all resin left mang. We're pulling into the sniff market and you're filling ya shit cunt."

"How much sniff do we have mang?"
"Not enough to get a Zillmere local to get to the dreamtime and back.."
"use the rest on a deece squiggly and i'll get us some up at the sniff market"

by p plater terms! August 20, 2011

smifflin

acting like something crawled up your ass and rubbed you the wrong way.

"yo why u smifflin?"
"my boss jus smurfed my wife"

by popgoesthef***ingweasle :) September 20, 2011

Shiffing

Shiffing is a Fantasy Football term for ripping off your friends by trading several inferior players for fewer high quality players. this includes harrassment through posting comments and text messages, and dealing this with people who obviously have no clue what they are doing. Then talking smack and being a jerk after the trade by verbally berating and being a bitch about it to the person he ripped off. It also includes the OCD technique of bombarding everyone with random horrible trade offers

Man, all that Shiffing before that trade must have made you crazy!, and he's been Shiffing me too, but I cant stand dealing with all that crap. Its ruined all the fun in our league!

by sarjas November 6, 2011

smiffed

to make someone disappointed by not doing something that they are expecting you to do

I was smiffed by my colleague after giving his assurance he would look after the situation only then to pull a sicky and leaving me high and dry- hanging someone out to dry.

by itsmint69 November 14, 2012

sniff down

When someone smells their significant other all over to see if they've been cheating (coming home with another man's cologne or woman's perfume on them). Can also mean when your dog senses you've been around other dogs- they will give you a "sniff down" when you come home.

Heidi gave Steven a sniff down when he got back from the bar last night.

by Jillina March 26, 2013