Mental state describes your current stage of your mentality. There exist 10 mental states:
STATE 1: The happy, vivacious and sensitive state: here you smile to the world and jump around, until you see.. the bird shit covering your car or windows.
STATE 2: The unsatisfied, cynical and hysterical state: here you think the human nature is a disgrace and you prefer to whine, so you hand over the shit to your neighbours and start a conflict!
STATE 3: The ambivalent and insecure state: you feel life got some up and downs, you can't really decide what you want or what you need.
STATE 4: The disturbed state: the state where you begin to burn off dolls hair as a girl or paint your room with Disney cartoons when you are a boy.
STATE 5: The lackadaisical state: you lack of spirit and rather want to sit on the couch eating crisps watching top 100 celebrities, you can't even bother to masturbate.
STATE 6: The soothed sleepy relaxed state: usually appears after a joint or two or when you watch cricket and petanque.
STATE 7: The jovial state: you're feeling jovial and you begin to spam smileys everywhere.
STATE 8: The mental masturbation state, too many thoughts, WHAT TO DO?! You mental masturbate!
STATE 9: The furious bored and annoyed state: a state that appears when you watch Tour De France.
STATE 10: The dumb state: you are reading all those ten states or you are actually the one writing them.
STATE 1: The happy, vivacious and sensitive state: here you smile to the world and jump around, until you see.. the bird shit covering your car or windows.
STATE 2: The unsatisfied, cynical and hysterical state: here you think the human nature is a disgrace and you prefer to whine, so you hand over the shit to your neighbours and start a conflict!
STATE 3: The ambivalent and insecure state: you feel life got some up and downs, you can't really decide what you want or what you need.
STATE 4: The disturbed state: the state where you begin to burn off dolls hair as a girl or paint your room with Disney cartoons when you are a boy.
STATE 5: The lackadaisical state: you lack of spirit and rather want to sit on the couch eating crisps watching top 100 celebrities, you can't even bother to masturbate.
STATE 6: The soothed sleepy relaxed state: usually appears after a joint or two or when you watch cricket and petanque.
STATE 7: The jovial state: you're feeling jovial and you begin to spam smileys everywhere.
STATE 8: The mental masturbation state, too many thoughts, WHAT TO DO?! You mental masturbate!
STATE 9: The furious bored and annoyed state: a state that appears when you watch Tour De France.
STATE 10: The dumb state: you are reading all those ten states or you are actually the one writing them.
Question: What's 2 + 2?
Person 1: It's 5 I can prove it!
Person 2: NO damn it! It's 4, your mental state is on a DUMB level! You see, ll + ll = llll?!
Person 1: It's 5 I can prove it!
Person 2: NO damn it! It's 4, your mental state is on a DUMB level! You see, ll + ll = llll?!
by ChrisO'Neat August 16, 2010
Get the Mental State mug.The "Graceland" of Georgia; often is thought of as boring by people who probably had no friends or got beat up at late night. Stateboro makes itself home to some of the greatest inventions of the 21st century: Eagle Creek Golf Course, the most miles of dirt roads in Georgia, The Woodin Nikel, Zaxby's, and best of all the damn fine southern girl wearin that little sundress on gameday.
One of the major attractions of Statesboro is Georgia Southern University where they don't discriminate against people who aren't smart. The policy at Georgia Southern is that "you can go here for as long as you want and still be an undergrad, just as long as you look good doing it."
Another thing, everyone here can fight. Usually the ones being dragged out of the bar/party are the ones that come from Athens, Clemson, or Auburn. So bring your dukes when you come, oh and put em up.
One of the major attractions of Statesboro is Georgia Southern University where they don't discriminate against people who aren't smart. The policy at Georgia Southern is that "you can go here for as long as you want and still be an undergrad, just as long as you look good doing it."
Another thing, everyone here can fight. Usually the ones being dragged out of the bar/party are the ones that come from Athens, Clemson, or Auburn. So bring your dukes when you come, oh and put em up.
"I'm gonna say it one more time. We are Georgia Southern. Our colors are blue and white. We call ourselves the Bald Eagles. We call our offense the Georgia Power Company...and that's a terrific name for an offense. Our snap count is "rate, hike". We practice on the banks of Beautiful Eagle Creek and that's in Statesboro, Georgia--the gnat capital of America. Our weekends begin on Thursday. The co-eds outnumber the men 3 to 2. They're all good looking and they're all rich. And folks, you just can't beat that...and you just can't beat Georgia Southern. And you ain't seen nothin yet!"
-Erk Russell
-Erk Russell
by Dash S June 10, 2008
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Facebook status: ....is going to get shitfaced in Tijuana, let's hope they don't find the blow in my pocket!
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"Nobody liked this or said anything about it? Man must be an unsuccessful status."
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Get the Unsuccessful Status mug.1. The nickname of the well renowned hillbilly heaven that is the State of Missouri.
2. To reach the appropriate point in a relationship or friendship between two people, straight or gay, when it is time to expose each other's genitals to one another to know what you have to work with.
2. To reach the appropriate point in a relationship or friendship between two people, straight or gay, when it is time to expose each other's genitals to one another to know what you have to work with.
1. Stan took a vacation to Branson, Missouri. Never had he before seen such an enclave of red necks and hillbilly folk. He was so thankful when he left that he had not been dragged into the woods and made to squeal like a pig.
2. After two months of dating, Dan and Karla had reached The Show-Me State. Karla was ready to see the heat that Dan was packing and to give in a long awaited Hummer. Unfortunately, she was sorely disappointed when she discovered all she was going to be dining on was a Vienna Sausage.
2. After two months of dating, Dan and Karla had reached The Show-Me State. Karla was ready to see the heat that Dan was packing and to give in a long awaited Hummer. Unfortunately, she was sorely disappointed when she discovered all she was going to be dining on was a Vienna Sausage.
by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015
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" I woke up" 7.00am
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"Since I got no reply, I will use full fat LMAO" 7.04am
"Why isnt nobody responding?" 7.05am
"I think I got Status Update Syndrome :'("
"Im brushing my teeth, LOL" 7.01am
"Thinking should I have semi skimmed or full fat" 7.03am
"Since I got no reply, I will use full fat LMAO" 7.04am
"Why isnt nobody responding?" 7.05am
"I think I got Status Update Syndrome :'("
by Theresonlyoneash May 31, 2010
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