that's not a knife

paul hogan said it in crocodile dundee. than an australian dude said it in the simpsons. australia.

that's not a knife... THIS is a knife

by crap November 19, 2004

Snotty Taco

When going down on a chick stick your nose in her vagina and blow your nose

i went down on a hooker and gave her a snotty taco

by riccadiculous10 July 8, 2009

snottered

When you have had too much alcohol to drink.

That man over there looks a bit snottered!

by ziggy9325 December 21, 2013

snotty boy

fat ass fucking kid that lives in the barnyard universe

snotty boy is a big boi tbh

by nike kicks October 15, 2021

It's not going to happen...

Direct and immediate response to any sort of sleep rub or other tricksy sexual behavior introduced after your girlfriend decides it is time for sleep. To ensure "it's not going to happen" doesn't happen to you, enter bedroom in your hotpants as your girlfriend requested.

Male: Uhh babe... wake up! Right Here... Sleep Rubs!!! Off!! Come on...

Female: (lying on stomach with arms above head, mumbling and obvious that tomorrow will produce no recollection of said event) Uhh, It's not going to happen...

by Trixie-Ness Strikes Again January 1, 2008

it's not that kind of party

Used as a response to point out an unintentional double-entendre in which the original speaker could be taken as intending to perform some act that would be more appropriate for a sex, kink, or other "special" party.

Person A: I'm going down to get a drink of lemonade, do you want some?
Person B: Dude, it's not that kind of party!

by Ironphoenix March 7, 2011

snotbook

A netbook wrapped in leather. More broadly, a sub-notebook computer powered by an ultra-low voltage processor that is bought more as a fashion statement than a functional tool.

I'd buy a snotbook if it would make me cool, but instead I'll buy a regular netbook and spend the money on groceries.

by ALLurGroceries January 22, 2009