Secret Santa

The act of nutting(ejaculating, cumming, skeeting) in your hands, then sneaking up behind someone and rubbing a santa-esque beard on their face. This maneuver is only done during the holiday season.

Jill- That fucker Danimal came up behind me last night at the christmas party and gave me a secret santa!

Delilah- Hot.

by Killa_D.eez nuts! December 26, 2010

Secretism

Acting in a mysterious fasion. Not giving full disclosure.

The secretism of that dude intrigued me. He wouldn't even tell me his name.

by Esabeth Regenbogen March 20, 2010

secret universe

When one or more people witness or experience something either very scary/angering/cool/funny while everyone else around has no clue that anything at all happened.

when tim and john saw steve slit his own throat while no one else in the group noticed anything at all, tim and john experienced a secret universe.

by Will Connell July 21, 2008

secret smell

The aroma that you are presented with the moment you enter a restroom.

I ran into the restoom only to be confronted by the most God awful secret smell.

by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007

Secret Stache

An overabundance of peach fuzz on young men or seemingly attractive women, usually requiring proper lighting and/or a closer look.

The early phase in the growing of a blond man's mustache.

"Did you make out with Jenny last night?"

"I was about to, then I noticed her secret stache."

by Cornwallis Jones January 10, 2009

Secretary Terrorist

The slang name/identity used to describe most undercover explosive experts.

"hello Bin Laden, i'm your secretary terrorist" Said the undercover FBI agent.

by Malcolm Turntable June 19, 2009

Secret Goldfish

A song by the band Pencey Prep, Frank Iero from My Chemical Romance was in this band.

OMG! Is that Secret Goldfish you are listening to? I love that song:) Pencey Prep is AMAZING!

by PrincessFrankieLover666 July 27, 2009