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Selfilicious

A confident and self sufficient person. A person that can hold their own in any situation and does so with style. A person that does not rely on other people for substance or happiness. Selfilicious people possess an inner beauty and happiness that is not reliant or affected by the negativity of other people or the outside world.
Girl 1: Your husband is living with a skank dope whore? I can't believe you're not crying your eyes out. Aren't you upset?
Girl 2: Are you kidding me? I am so selfilicious! I didn't need him anyway!
by Selfilicious Diva December 6, 2010
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selfish

See america. When giving to the Tsunami appeal ,they gave the least in proportion to wealth. As America is the richest ( and most selfish) country in the world this seems unfair. Only after complaints from the rest of the appaled world did 'Dubya' decide to give the rest of his spare change and be the leader of the aid giving. Giving aid just to make yourself look good is low. For the record, the British public gave far more to the appeal than The US government.
Amercians are some fat-ass selfish gimps.
by anti-yankee January 27, 2005
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Shelfie

When a girl with boobs large enough to act as a shelf takes a selfie with said shelf like boobs as the main focus of the picture and uploads said picture to a social media network (e.g. Instagram, Facebook, etc.).
She takes a lot of shelfies, look at those things!
by D-mon April 29, 2013
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selfiecidal

Someone who takes selfies in dangerous situations or circumstances.
I can't believe Ping walked right up to a Moose to take a selfie ! Have you been to the hospital to see her yet?

She must be Selfiecidal!
by My Dog Sparky October 20, 2015
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Smelfie

The act of taking a selfie photograph with your phone while sitting on the toilet and discharging feces from your body.
Today I was at Home Depot and had to document said experience with a smelfie. #smelfie
by Joe Jabroni November 30, 2016
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Niger Selfish

The most ruthless and insulting forms of selfishness.
Walmart is Niger selfish with their protected time off given to employees.
by kgnih June 30, 2020
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Selfish Politics

When someone advocates a piece of legislation purely because it benefits their own personal situation. Those who take part in this often do so without looking at the big picture, that is, seeing how the legislation would affect everyone as apposed to just themselves.
Guy 1"Man I love Obamacare! I can't afford health care and now I get it for free? what a great deal I'm in!" (selfish politics)

Guy 2 "But the government would have to impose a tax for that service thus causing people who can afford health care like me to pay for people like yours who couldn't before! Not to mention that tax would not come up with enough revenue for the government to be able to spend on everyone's health care and the country would go broke! To avoid this the government would have to specifically choose who to give the limited health care to? So you probably won't get any. What then?"

Guy 1 " who cares? I still get free health care!"
by Moonshine Billy September 18, 2012
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