Ryan

A total fuck boy loves to cheat and fuck around. Gets all the meat. He never texts back you will never hear from him again. Gets all the girls despite being horribly ugly...

"Dude, that guy is so ugly but he is with that hot girl wtf"
"Yeah, he is such a Ryan"

"I strive to be a Ryan"
"In your dreams"

by Arianna4789 June 12, 2016

Ryan

A person that typically is blonde and likes to jack off with his 1 1/2 inch dick. Also Ryan likes to suck toes and feet. Ryan is very disrespectful to girls because he is never going to have a girlfriend because he wants a boyfriend because he is gay.

"Wow look at Ryan jacking off with his tiny ass dick!"

by Pewdiepie123123 September 14, 2016

Ryan

Fat cunt that has swollen lips due to sucking too much cock. Also very hao lian and say him/herself very pro at something but actaully is not. He blame others for his actions. He is also very gay. He lost his virginity to a prostitute(male).

Are u pulling a Ryan. Stop fucking prostitutes. U may get std.

by Hng wu June 2, 2018

Ryan

A 'Tall' But not so tall, confused male. Who is commonly seen within bead shops... Fiddling with... beads... Often seen lolling on his bed, laughing uncontrollably to the point they are close to dying. Or itching.

Or alternatively.. a bead creap.

" Oh look there's a Ryan! "

by bEaStLiNg_11 August 26, 2011

Ryan

The ugliest self hearted asshole that has a stutter and a tiny dick that he sucks on his free time he also is very attracted to men with brown hair and middle parts he is a child milester and loves that job also nobody likes him he is the one that gets dumped not the dumper he tends to be a leech sometimes when he’s lonely and doents have any friends

Oh there’s Ryan that asshole
I dumped him last week

He s such a man hoe

by Ryanhater2000 January 16, 2018

Ryan

A Down syndrome child that his dads condom ripped which made him the person he is today

Ryan sucks dick

by Ilikeurass March 21, 2017

Ryan

Hello, Ryan! I see you have found this! Just know, you are amazing. I understand you are reading this right now, and I thank you for it.
A Ryan is someone who really might feel bad about themselves, but tries reading things to help feel better. I am trying to help whoever reads this right now, considering I am a Ryan too!
P.S. I will promote a server made for Ryans ONLY here. The rest are okay too, they just can't join.
:D

Guy 1: Hi, Ryan!
Ryan: (sobs)
Guy 1: What's wrong?
Ryan: Someone punched me in the balls!
Guy 1: Hey, hey , it's okay! Read this Urban Dictionary definition for a Ryan!
Ryan: (cries tears of joy) Finally... thank you. :)

by Ryan, The Logo Editor June 20, 2023