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your retarded

An extremely lame joke that is 1% irony and 99% gay.
"Why does your shirt say, 'Your retarded'?"
"OmGzzz you d0nt get it???"
"That joke sucks"
by albinoboy December 6, 2006
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what the retarded

A phrase similar to "what the fuck" or "what the hell". Used when something especially stupid or 'retarded' has occured or been said.
Maurice - One time, back at Mountain View, Kyle wrote shit about himself on the bathroom wall, and then he signed my name under it to get me in trouble.

Me - Uh .. what the retarded? That kid's a faggot.
by bokonon June 12, 2005
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Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Retarded

A pair of really stupid fatasses or jerkfaces. Also can be refered to as Tweedle dee and Tweedle dumb, Tweedle dum and Tweedle dumber or dumbass Tweedle extreemlyfkn dumb and Tweedle absolutley braindead.
Oh look its tweedle dee and tweedle dumbass, tweedle dee and tweedle retarded!
by jc.owens March 25, 2008
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politically retarded

Born idiots who term people with a brain as "politically correct". While they claim to be saying whatever they want to say all they actually try to do is rant and impose their ideas upon other people. They are complete liars and hypocrites and always change their story whenever their claims are proved false. Such people have an archaic mindset and are the biggest enemies of progression. Most usually a conservative.
Max: That piece of crap was hurling abuses at me and calling me politically correct. All that motherfucka kept doing was lying and imposing his opinion.

Vinny: Forget that fool, he's politically retarded.
by Exposer noman February 20, 2015
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Mentally retarded

99% of all liberals in 2022. The kind of stupidity that is an insult to intelligence itself.
Most liberals today are fucking mentally retarded, ya dig? In fact, I bet a liberal will be offended that I used the word retarded like this, yet they are for the murder of unborn babies!
by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022
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awesomely retarded

Incredibly concieted people who act like complete buffoons but take no consideration into other peoples' thoughts of their actions.
You all suck because we're awesome... awesomely retarded!!!!
by ~*erin*~ April 14, 2005
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socially retarded

Being unable to thrive normally in a social situation.

Individuals who suffer from social retardation usually make a fool of themselves by emitting awkward vibes to the people around them. Socially retarded people are usually fat and ugly. They are often pale from staying inside, away from other people.

see also: gingers and crazy cat ladies
"Wanna come to a bar tonight?"

"Can't"

"Why not dude?"

"I'm socially retarded."
by you wish you were this sexy November 22, 2011
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