Protest wank

A wank which one undertakes after ones other half denies sexual activity due to disapproval of something you've done or not done.

The missus said she didn't want sex on account of me forgetting our anniversary. So I went in the bathroom for a protest wank.

by Captain snort May 6, 2018

Professional guesser

A person who guesses correctly

Ahhh u should just be a professional guesser

by Lady bug attacker December 4, 2018

Professional

Lesbian

Gabrielle mace is very professional

by Puta madre April 13, 2019

Professor Yeeter Mah Geeter

Is a carrot that tends to be very sexual towards guys.

Professor Yeeter Mah Geeter masturbated to males on porn

by Mr Yeeter mah Geeter July 29, 2019

process philosophy

A philosophy of the immediate.

Process philosophy, following the Kantian model of sense-in-itself, postulates that metaphors sharpen over time.

Process Philosophy argues that feelings are a memory.

Thus immediate feeling can provide more clarity to a paradigm than an intentionalistic historical analysis.

Follows the trajectory of Plato's Cave.

by sandraxine July 16, 2020

Professional editing gpu

Something 8 year olds joke of because it's too expensive when it's not for games

Me: I'm gonna get a professional editing gpu for my photos:
8 year old: Oh yeah you can play roblox with 2 fps very nice
Me: *slaps 8 yr old with tank*

by trumpation August 26, 2020

Professor Annalise Keating

Professor Annalise Keating is a character in the 6 season series of 'How To Get Away With Murder'. When she got pregnant, her assistant Frank Delfino was given money to make a car crash to kill Annalise's baby. Annalise's former name was Anna Mae. She was married to Sam Keating until one of her students murdered him because he killed Lila Stangard and was strangling Rebecca Stutter. Annalise Keating helped cover up the murder while her interns burned and chopped up Sam's body. Professor Annalise Keating later on kills A.D.A Sinclar as she was getting close to convicting keating for murder of the first degree. The govenor of philidelphia and the castillo family (a very wealthy family) are trying to take Keating down because she is too powerful. Keating is then under 'operation bonfire' while the FBI (Federal Bureau of Investigation) investigate all the details of Keating's life to try and prove she is guilty of many first degree murders. When she is taken to trial with the case of Federal Government v Annalise Keating, the jury finds Annalise not guilty. She later on lives a good happy long life until her death.

Professor Annalise Keating won a class action lawsuit today

by BrackObunga October 13, 2020