Pineapple pizza

Something very disrespectful to humanity

person 1: Pineapple pizza is so good!!
person 2: kys

by CHAERAM January 24, 2023

Opportunity Sliced Pizza

a pizza inequitably sliced, usually accidentally, resulting in different sized slices

can be a huge advantage or disadvantage depending on the slices received

also known as opportunity slicing

I had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so I'm still starving...

I had two slices but the pizza was opportunity sliced so I'm stuffed...

The pizza man delivered an opportunity sliced pizza so someone is getting shafted.

by mcornett14 October 16, 2009

crispy dick pizza

Crispy dick pizza is a definition on when you fuck up in life

Fuck! We're crispy dick pizzaed in

by Crispydickpizaa123 November 27, 2016

gay kids with pizza up their ass

person, preferably male, with a white dick up their ass that turns them red.

someone: why you walking weird?
gay kid: i had a gay kids with pizza up their ass session last night

by randompersonwithinternet January 13, 2022

Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus.

The phrase you say when you put a slice of pizza on someone's car focus. Fucking hilarious joke. It is only acceptable to use if you either live in the UK or are from the UK.

Daniel: Hocus pocus, there's pizza on your focus. *throws pizza on the focus*
*A few minutes later*
Susan: Why the fuck is there pizza on me focus?

by giltinė October 29, 2020

pizza

A type of open pie that you put sauce and toppings on top of a flat dough disc and bake in an oven.

I ordered a beef and mushroom pizza from Domino's.

by thug February 18, 2003

Pizza Hands

The video game enthusiasts worst nightmare. When the input device of a games console becomes contaminated by the food residue on the hands of the person(s) you are playing with you can accuse them of having pizza hands. Most often occurs when fast food is consumed before or during a gaming session. Pizza is the most common cause of this, hence the name pizza hands. It is most unfortunate to have to use a control pad after someone with pizza hands has handled it, but it can be unavoidable when there are more players than available control pads and a knock out system is in place.

Jamie beat Mark on WCW/nWo World Tour on the Nintendo 64. Therefore I was next to face Jamie using the same control pad that Mark had just used. The control pad was greasy as Mark had pizza hands!

by "Ron" May 16, 2007