alanchik-v-pope-palchik

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alan: hello
the whole planet: SHEEAAASH: alanchik-v-pope-palchik

by kryadari May 23, 2021

Push and pinch

When you need to take a fast poop, usually in a public setting.

I had coffee with dessert and had to do a push and pinch before we left.

by Furry Croc March 12, 2022

DEVIL'S PINCH

When you jam your erect cock in a door, and it turns black.

fuck man, why is it when i see my dad i get hard, looks like i will go back to my room, (shuts door on cock), holy fuck I just got a Devil's Pinch , now i got a BBC.

by Certified_Swxsh May 31, 2022

One inch pinch

A very small penis that is only able to be pinched because it’s just one inch

That man has a one inch pinch!

by Its_erin February 28, 2023

emergency shit pinch

When you're at the fire hall droppin a dookie, and an emergency call lights up the bell, so you gotta pinch it off, turbo wipe, and run to the rig just as they're ready to head out.

FF "Sorry guys, I was mid push and had to make an emergency shit pinch."
CAPT "Did you wipe? Holy shit that stinks!"

by Northern Hammer July 4, 2023

Jonathan Walter Pinch

Skibidy bop bop skibibop dee bop

Happy Birthday Jonathan Walter Pinch

by Spiderman3 August 13, 2023

2 inch pinch

The thing people call your pinch when you can only pinch 2 inches down a hole

Rudolph: You're telling me that this thing only penetrates 2 inches?
Salesman: Thatz why its called a 2 inch pinch einstein

by 2 inch pinch December 20, 2023