Wounded pelican

When a woman starts choking on a load of cum.

Jenny was down on her knees thinking she was a throat goat but once Craig blew his load she turned into a wounded pelican.

by JSmidt August 5, 2025

Pistol Pedicure

(nounl

Also: Pistol-pedicure, Pistolpedicure

Definition:
When someone spectacularly sabotages themselves while trying to look clever, confident, or in control. The spiritual cousin of “shooting yourself in the foot,” but with added flair, delusion, and gunpowder residue.

Etymology:
Born from the unholy marriage of self-inflicted wounds and personal grooming, because if you’re going to destroy your own credibility, at least make it fashionable.

Usage Notes:
Common among politicians, influencers, and anyone who begins a sentence with “I’m not racist, but—”.

See also:
Self-scorch, ego exfoliation, career colonic, verbal ricochet.

“Jeff tried to impress his boss by explaining how he would run the company better. Now he’s unemployed and his team threw him a going-away gift card to the unemployment office. Classic Pistol Pedicure.”

by APedant October 18, 2025

Warrenbayne Pedicure

When you get in a 69 position with an intimate partner but instead of performing oral sex, you trim each other's toenails with your teeth

We slept at opposite ends of the big daddy swag and gave each other Warrenbayne Pedicures

by Closeted toe sucker December 23, 2025

Baddaginnie Pedicure

The same as a warrenbayne Pedicure but they wear mouthguards because they are dumb

I crossed the Hume and everyone had long toenails because they were doing the baddaginnie pedicure

by Closeted toe sucker December 23, 2025

One Cent Peice

Someone of any sex who has below average physical appearance.

That sophmore who looks like a cat fish is a One Cent Peice.

by Katie_ October 18, 2005

Petting the pelican

Euphemism for male masterbation

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.

by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013

Pull a Pelican

To take an amazingly artistic picture of an ordinary scenery.

Jorge: Look at this awesome picture I took of that building.
Pedro: It's not bad, but you didn't pull a pelican.

by omestrepepe October 31, 2016