Petting the pelican

Euphemism for male masterbation

All the hot water is gone, Bryce must be in the shower petting the pelican.

by Frycebargusson June 15, 2013

dime task

a task that takes 10 minutes or less. unless you are kenji. then it only takes 30 seconds.

Making it pop is a dime task.
Can you assign me a dime task for that thing to do that thing you want it to do?

by Frycebargusson January 30, 2018