plastered

To be hit so hard the end result is landing on your ass, usually accompanied by some sort of injury or at the very lest momentaraly being disoriented. Usually accompanied by manic laughter by sadistic onlookers.

"The running back was running full tilt when the linebacker came out of no where and freakin plastered the guy so hard his helmet came off!"

by Hussar November 1, 2006

Plateau

Verb- To take a dump.

Jeeze man, I really gotta plateau right now.

by Dictionary222 March 25, 2009

Plate

A laminated porcelain surface often used for placing foods on before they are digested. The shape of the earth is similar to that of a plate.

I ate coleslaw from a plate. I was then sick on the plate and fed it to my dog.

by ed April 28, 2003

sammitch plate

simply put the sammitch plate always wins. nothing will ever beat it. ever. so don't even try to compete.

Sammitch Plate > all

OMG j00 just got pwned by the SAMMITCH PLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111oneone!!!11111111

by dedFROGZ July 7, 2004

plasterification

The level to which you are plastered. Usually used after "a level of". Such as the "level of plasterification".

I can't even think about walking straight man. I must be at a new level of plasterification.

by The Dark Jester April 26, 2006

plate dance

When one person shits on a see through plate so that another may watch and enjoy.

Did you see beck give john that plate dance?

by magicmark March 31, 2007

planters bomb

A commonly used game in frat houses, during partys. One person is the bomb and the others are the planters. the objective of the game is for the bomb to drink half a bottle of absolute vodka and then knock down the planters as they beat him with sticks. if a planter is knocked down he becomes a bomb as well. If the bomb(s) throws up the planters win. If only one planter remains, the players all switch roles and you play until the planters win.

dude1: hey what did you do last night?
dude2:aww dude i gots soo wasteded i was... (dude2 throws up all over dude1)
dude1: aww man, invite me over next time you play planters bomb!!!!

by AngelOfRitual October 16, 2008