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Pokey Douche

A person who kicks your Pokémon out of a gym immediately after you take the gym. Then proceeds to feed their Pokémon berries to prevent you from taking back the gym. This special kind of douche thinks the whole world revolves around them and their pokey greatness. Special gigantic versions of pokey douche skipped sharing in kindergarten and will never let your Pokémon stay in “their” gym for longer than a minute.
Wish I knew this pokey douche so I can tell them to fuck off!
by Jdc116799 January 27, 2022
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Pokey

Bob: "Pokey Means Buisness!
John: "oh that music from earthbound cool
by MrMinimumWageBrain December 8, 2021
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Pike's Beard

of the highest kind, quality, or order, surpassing all else, or others. Supreme.
Holy shit! Did you see that new Marvel movie? It's the Pike's Beard!
by JerBearforJay December 17, 2021
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Pikewell

Noun:

A squat, hairy goblin, normally hailing from the South West of Middle Earth. A Pikewell is enamoured with steak, fish pie and ale, and will often pillage and plunder in search of these fairly common nourishments.

Verb:

To pikewell means to ransack or steal goods or valuables
I can confirm that a Pikewell is coming round for pre's tonight. Make sure to hide the assorted meats, alcohols and baby lotions, as I drove past him earlier in the day and he had a pillaging look in his eyes.

In addition to his combat skills, Grievous was also a brilliant military strategist who oversaw countless campaigns against the Republic throughout the Clone Wars while he also gained a reputation for hunting and killing Jedi Knights, in which he would pikewell their lightsabers as trophies and weapons to be used against other opponents.
by Le Frodge January 6, 2022
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Pike

Steven is a pike
by GeraldGequantavius March 17, 2022
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Pokeymen

POKEY MEN HAVE TO ObTAIN ALL OF THEM
OUR BRAVERY WILL HELP US A BIT
YOU EDUCATE ME AND I'LL EDUCATE YOU
POKEYMEN
HAVE TO ObTAIN ALL OF THEM
HAVE TO ObTAIN ALL OF THEM
POKEYMEN
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pike through a trout pond

A pike fish will eat and destroy smaller trout in a pond, and given enough time, eliminate the trout.
Ooohhh…don’t tell Jimmy you’re buying the drinks! He’ll go through your wallet like a pike through a trout pond before you get a look at the liquor!
by Have a go then April 8, 2022
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