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inter departmental penile implant

when your boss is transferred to another department, and the replacement is some hack you used to have seniority over, hence making your job a living hell.
i ca'nt believe they made that choad eater my boss. he does'nt know his head from a hole in the ground. i sure as hell wo'nt listen to that inter departmental penile implant. what a bunch of cocksmunch's!
by freedav05 January 9, 2007
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penciling

The act of the male sticking his needledick inside the nostril of his parnter. Then he ejaculates, and the partner regurgitates the cum into the peniciler's mouth. The penciler then swallows the "lead".
yo bernice! last night i went penciling with patrick moran! it was da shit man!
by charolette January 27, 2005
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Penillingus

I scored some penillingus off that
blonde last night.
by The Bald Monk October 16, 2003
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penile cord

Synonymous with dick, cock, and schlong. Popular in the 4th through 6th grade, before children begin to use the four letter words.
Ms. Smith can pull on my penal cord if she thinks I am going to do my homework.
by C-Note April 24, 2004
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Penile Suffocation

1) The act of shoving ones cock in the mouth of the victim causing her/him to suffocate until they die and are no longer living

2) A grind band that is good and you should listen to
If that fucking cunt doesnt shut up...im going to cock slap her then penily suffocate her to death until she dies.
by Kaaos January 11, 2005
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Jewish Penicillin

Mamascheinz if you are farshtupped have some Jewish Penicillin, and your keppie will clear up.
by Dr. Matti May 16, 2006
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Pentillion

The fifth power of a thousand, i.e. 10^15, as opposed to a short-scale quintillion which, irrationally, is the sixth power of a thousand, i.e. 10^18, and a long-scale quisntillion which is the fifth power of a million, i.e. 10^30. "Pentillion" belongs to a consistent system for naming large numbers proposed in 2001 by a member of the University of North Carolina.
The object which you see through the telescope is a pentillion miles away.
by Bigtimegeek May 30, 2018
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