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panini

friend: dude I just got a promotion!
you: nice bro that’s very panini of you!
by bubsnow July 1, 2019
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Panini Press

When someone sits down and proceeds to defecate on a closed toilet seat.
There is a brown outline of butt cheeks stained on the toilet seat from the multiple panini press pranks the customers have pulled at my job.

If this line moves any slower I’m going to panini press this business as revenge.
by Momimalion October 28, 2018
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hard panites

a female who acts hardcore that wears panties
girl : ill kick your ass
guy : ok hard panites
by branden52 September 5, 2007
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Panik

Panik is the act of preparing breakfest for your sex partner. But to thier suprise when you were making the eggs you added your cum into the pan to get it the extra taste. While they eat it you tell them what it is made of to cause them to panic.
That girl last night was to needy so I prepared her a great panik breakfest.
by Ralph Vanderr November 2, 2008
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panicthedude

Noun: A really shitty player on Counter Strike. They suck balls but think they are really good. Total shit
A shitty CS player. They are really the worst player that has ever played. They run servers and think they are hot shit but they really are garbage. They also try to make themselves look cool by only using snipers and other long range weapons but they can't shoot for shit. A total poser.
Example: Dude, I was playing CS last night and I ran into a total panicthedude, he couldn't shoot for shit.
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Panic Prone

(Prone To Panicking. Being Panic Prone.)
by OohAahh January 2, 2010
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Panigasm

A panigasm occurs during deep copulation as the hour strikes midnight, and the garage door opens to the sound of, 'honey, I'm home!' While simultaneously cumming and gasping with horror, you pull out and accidentally cum all over said girl, new sheets, innocent pet, or all of the above.Note: True panigasm happens on parent's bed.
I was enjoying the fruits of my gay porn, when my favorite Thai boy toy screen idol and wife's emergence from the door coincided. I instantly had a panigasm all over my wife's horrified face, hands, and frozen pork dumplings in the Trader Joe's bag.

Late one evening at the office, my slim secretary was polishing the better part of myself under my mahogany desk, when my girlfriend decided to surprise me with my favorite dollar dumplings. I screamed silently as my panigasm shoved me further into my secretary's mouth, bumping her head violently underneath my desk.
by denalipark227 April 25, 2010
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