Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet

A refrence point used by idiot fuck faces to remind themselves of obvious facts during public speaking events (such as dumb-ass conventions). Such a "sheet" is more likley to be one's hand than anything else. The "sheet" is meant to help one answer tricky questions such as "where is Canada on this map?" Without the Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet, Palin wouldn't be able to convice people of her ability to communicate.

Thumbalina: "I just dunno what' s'pek to say bout publiks Merica country Gov PREZ!" Trandaddy: "Seems to me that you need a Sarah Palin Cheat Sheet"

by WashingtonPost February 11, 2010

Bristol Palin

A description of the situation when one accidentally impregnates the daughter/family member of someone politically known/vaguely important e.g. the story of the original Bristol Palin.

Usually results in said male being forced into a 'happy marriage' with the victim of Bristol-Palinism to save face, since so many politicians oppose abortion.

Generic male 1: "Dude I was totally boning President Obama's niece last week and now she rings telling me she's preggers."

Generic male 2: "Oh shiiiiiit you're screwed! Why the fuck did you go and Bristol Palin that bitch?"

Generic male 1: "Dunno but have a good life."

by Dr. Torn Face October 3, 2010

chuck palahniuk

A most amazingly talented author. Known most for his bizarre book topics , as well as for writing the book Fight Club, which became a very successful movie.
Other books include: Lullaby, Rant, Survivor, Invisible Monsters, Snuff and many more.

What are you reading?

Chuck... uh.. p a l ... chuck palahniuk?!
I'm reading Chuck! He is amazing!

Let me read some Chuck too!

by saraahcreek November 5, 2008

daryl palumbo

lead singer of glassjaw and head automatica.

daryl fuckin has the most amazing voice ever!

:D

1- daryl palumbo is HOTTT!
2- werdd, yeah and glassjaw is a sickkk band!

by sw333td000d April 7, 2008

Paleocord

The greatest paleontology discord server ever to exist, renowned for its professional atmosphere and mature userbase.

"I can't wait to log on to Paleocord today! I almost missed the hourly tradition of spamming "cum" in the general channels!"

"Have you heard of the new Paleocord Documentary scheduled for release next decade? I'm so excited to see Ammonite Dicks on the big screen!"

by Regular Waterfowl December 16, 2020

palak

Palak is a girl who’s courageous and it’s afraid to stand up for herself, she’s brave and never lets anyone get in the way of her dreams and successes. she also loves sweets and hanging out with a lot of friends!

man i really miss palak right now !

by palaksbestfriend July 13, 2021

palliative hair

Put simply, it's a REALLY bad hair day.

Cheryl (on the phone): "Sorry, Carol, but I'm staying in tonight."
Carol: "What? Why?"
Cheryl: "I've got palliative hair."
Carol: "Oh come on, Cheryl, it can't be that bad..."
Cheryl: "Oh really? I shampooed, conditioned, tried one product and that didn't work out. I then re-wet my hair, dried it again and tried a different product and now it's even worse. I give up. It's horrible. I'm staying in."
Carol: "Fine. I'll call you tomorrow." (Carol hangs up.)

by cfbaines April 20, 2011