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Dream with one's mouth open

The act of verbally sharing or expressing dreams, ideals, or improbable plans with others as if they had some validity to them. An extension of the proverb "counting chickens before they have hatched", this phrase is the equivalent to not only counting the chickens, but generously distributing them out to friends, family, and acquaintances.
*Examples of Dream with one's mouth open.

A: My band is getting a really good response at facebook and we're getting more and more people following us at twitter. It's just matter of time before we're picked up by a label so we can release our CD and go on tour.
B: Stop dreaming with your mouth open. It's just sad...

A: Ooh, I'm going to be hooking up with someone tonight at the party.
B: Dude, didn't your mother ever tell you not to dream with your mouth open?

A: So she told me that she was talking to a massive client and that we should be getting some decent work soon.
B: Yeah, and she tends to dream with her mouth open. I wouldn't hold your breath.

Crack open a cold one with the boys 

To crack open a cold one (a beer) with the boys (your acquaintances). (youtu.be/y3afY0P1G7Y)
It sucks when you are sick on Saturday and can't crack open a cold one with the boys!

fbi open up 

this is what happens when a humanoid watches 2 much hentai
humanoid: *watches hentai*
fbi: FBI OPEN UP
humanoid: holy sh** im dead
fbi open up by oh ok weirdo October 30, 2018

I'd like to bridge your buns right open 

A crass pickup line, typically directed at girls with the name Bridget (for the "Bridge" effect), but can apply to any girl (or guy if that's your bag). Means "I'd like to spread your buttcheeks apart and stick my male sex organ in your anus."
Man: What's your name, cutie?
Woman: Bridget.
Man: Oh yeah? I'd like to bridge your buns right open.
*Man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch*

Meaghan's a waffle crapper, I'd bridge her buns right open.

FBI OPEN UP 

When people online are being creepy, the people will comment/reply and say “FBI open up!” showing that if they used that behavior IRL they would probably get arrested.
‘I’m 40 and I like 14 year olds.’
‘FBI OPEN UP!!’

wide open ass 

A descriptive for a terrible smell. Often "wide open ass" is used to describe a geographical place. Less often it is used to describe the stench of a person.
1. Commerce City, Colorado smells like wide open ass.

2. That guy really needs to clean himself up. He reeks like wide open ass!