Lang Ting Close

ledgendary resiidence of real bodmon in camden

Me outside Lang ting close brudda

by I<3BBW April 21, 2024

Tinging

Someone who only spends time with their significant other even if their life depends on it. Always takes their homies homework with no consent. Eerily rapey. Is the calculator key bind master. Gets dumb angry and red at video games.

Nick: yo Will where's your homework. I got a date with the hardening. After I'm finna play cod with tony and blow my top.
Will: Ion got it cuh you being mad whack too. Ain't you failing Physics.
Nick: Naw she a hoe it ain't my fault. I even pop off on the calc and she don't put respect on my name.
Will: Tinging must be tough.

by Goofington117 December 2, 2024

big man ting

Used to convey confirmation

big man ting I'm gonna chef him

by brexitgeezaz March 6, 2025

Grim Tings

A thing that is grim, aka bum hole reconstruction.

"I had to have my bum hole reconstructed!" "Ahh man, that's grim tings"

by HLtings January 9, 2020

Ting

The tool of any mandem lucky enough to appear on Charlie Sloth's Fire in the Booth

The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka
Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom
Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun
Poom, poom
Ya dunknow

by Lesbian and Proud April 19, 2018

seaside ting

They way people (mainly chavs) from Blackpool present themselves or act. Also a common phrase used my Afghan Dan.

Bloke 1 - "Oi whats that donny over there doing bruv?"
Bloke 2 - "Howay hes on a seaside ting init"

by JužnaStranaŽapoječovici March 3, 2019

Greenwich Boomba Ting

When life deals you lemons at GPSTL in Greenwich, then mans in Greenwich GPSTL, go full on BOOMBA

Hi ...... how was your day....? Get any sign ups mate?........ BOOOMBA... damn, just a Greenwich Boomba Ting

by Un4giveable February 17, 2020