Flying Congressman

a Sexual act performed with cocaine in which the male stands 69-ing with his female partner, and then cocaine is farted up the male's nose as he performs oral sex on the female

Johnny did the flying congressman with that chick last night and now he has pink-eye and can't go to sleep.

by Mylar-Balloon May 16, 2009

fly fishing

When you unzip someone's pants and start feeling around.

Dude, I was totally fly fishing Jenny in the movie theater last night.

by TrojanG April 16, 2009

Flying Nimbus

When about to penetrate a girl, jumping from a higher elevation of no less than 5 feet above va jay jay level. Caution should be taken when preforming this maneuver seeing as major dink injury may occur.

Dude i just did a flying nimbus to power slam. I almost missed.

by gone o' ria April 15, 2009

Fly-over

the feeling you experience the day after smoking a lot of marijuana.

I had such a bad fly-over at work the next morning.....

by Basement hero July 7, 2009

juda fly

A marijuana cigarette laced with crack cocaine.

I smoked a big assed mutha fuckin' juda fly taday, it made me hiiigh.

by --Tyler McConnell-- June 1, 2007

Flying the kite

to masturbate; typically used when referring to male pleasure.

His hands were tired after flying the kite all afternoon.

by Jersey girls October 13, 2012

flying dutchmen

The act of pooping while not touching the toilet sit. Normally in a sited position yet hovering over the toilet bowl with your arms extended forward for balance so your butt checks do not make contact with the toilet sit.

Pearson had to blast a duke at Taco Bell, once inside the bathroom stall he realized there were no ass gaskets left therefore he had to perform the flying dutchmen, now his legs are tired.

by Daedae84 March 5, 2009