John Haithwaite

he's a sick, totally tubular, strep throat, salty, spit ball target kinda guy who get grounded from his ps4

"who's that salty guy over there?"
"oh thats just john haithwaite"

by speghetti strainer January 11, 2018

John Travolta

living proof that anyone can fly a plane.

I don't think an example is needed.

by joe momma January 18, 2005

John Dillenger

a bank robber from the great depression. he was classy and suave and had great wits. known for wearing disguises. way more badass than other bank robbers at the time like baby face nelson and pretty boy floyd. he was recently played by johnny depp in the movie "public enemies" he died at 31 by being gunned down by FBI agents, after leaving a movie theater. he died how he lived: all of a sudden.

john Dillenger is the defintion of a badass

by shane dawsons army August 3, 2009

John Howard

Australia's Prime Minister. AKA: Mr Sheen the cleaning man. (most aussie's would understand this)

id vote for john howard if he went on national television and admitted he was secretly Mr Sheen

by Elle644 August 27, 2005

john wicking

Act of John Wicking is when you put a bounty on some one's head so high that every hit man in the world wants to kill them. This definition came to be from a hit movie by same name John Wick. In this movie Keanu Reeves, is being hunted by every hit man in the world. It is also a matter of pride and honor when you are being John Wicked because it means you are too good and one or two people cannot finish the Job, and you must be "John Wicked" for the problem to be taken care of.

1. He insulted the Sicilian Mafia, this will not go away so easily, rest assured that they are going to be John Wicking him out of existence.

2. Wolf: They activated every CIA sleeper agent in the world for one singular mission....Killing you!!!.
Josh: What? Wh-wh-why? I'm being John Wicked?. Why are they John Wicking me ?

by Uk2001UK August 29, 2019

john nash

(n) John Nash: Mathematician known for game theory, used in economics among others.

(v) john-nash: To john-nash a disease is to go through it without medications, despite diagnosis. Originated from John Nash's abandonment of medications despite his schizophrenia, although the verb is general and maybe used for physical disorders as well (but it's extremely rare to john-nash them).

John Nash is a genius who developed a great deal of applied mathematics despite his suffering from schizophrenia.

I had a heart attack after john-nashing my arrhythmia for years.

by dick_cheney_kicks_ass January 9, 2009

John Wayne

His alternate name is called "The Duke". He is THE MAN when it comes to western movies, accept no other substitute. EXCEPT for Clint Eastwood

"John Wayne isnt dead, hes frozen! Have any of you ever taken a cold shower? Okay, multiply that by 150,000,000 and thats how mad the Duke is gonna be whenever he wakes up and finds out whats happening today."

- Dennis Leary

by Not Zane September 9, 2004