nessiness

1. random stuff or things.

Ugh, I can't go the movies, I have all this nessiness that i must take care of.

by rock the casbah March 31, 2005

callum ness

erection gained when another male strokes your leg

tom gave me a callum ness

by Azzer123loooooooool February 28, 2009

lay a nest

(v.) The act of laying down toilet paper on the toilet seat before sitting down to avoid germs or some type of disease

Tom walked into the bathroo stall and the toilet seat looked dirty, so he decided to lay a nest before sitting down.

by jroids24 April 20, 2011

Bird's Nest

When you go to a public restroom and put a bunch of toilet paper in the toilet. A giant ball of toilet paper.

And shit on the toilet
Gives quite a funny noise, and is a pain for the janitor to clean it up.

Ryan: Dude, I just did a bird's nest haha

Justin: Haha your so funny

by soccerplayer March 16, 2010

nesta

Bob Marley's mom's name for him, also how he is referred to by hardcore Marley fans

Hardcore Bob Marley fan - got that new LP by Nesta's kid?
Average reggae fan - I don't know what you just said

by Jo_87 May 28, 2006

P-Ness

P-Ness is the newest word for all forms of conversation, from (1) Boredom (2) Excitment (3) Adult Conversation.

(1)
A: I am soooooooooo bored
B:P-ness
A:.....
A:WTF DOES THAT MEAN

(2)
A:Hey man I just won the loto
B:total P-Ness man
A:What?
B:Thats what she said
A:.... um .. what?
B:P-NESS
A:...right

(3)
A:Hey sexy
B:Check out my P-ness
A:FUCK DUDE WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN, ok in example number 1 and 2 you said that, WTF does it mean?
B:It sounds like penis
A:o
A:Sweeeet

by Skiddles September 9, 2008

ROOKS NEST

An unkempt & particularly stank vag.
Commonly found on beduff women in the english heartlands.

Please tell me you didn't go down on that girl ,she's got a minge like a rooks nest.

by PEET February 28, 2004