german alarm clock

The act of waking up your female(or male) partner with a hot sticky load of cum in the face.

The slut wouldn't wake up to go home so I gave her a german alarm clock and kicked her out.

by DoTtEdT December 9, 2008

german gas pedal

In self-defense, plant your foot on the other guy's balls and grab his feet (the steering wheel) and while gripping tightly, push down on the gas with your foot.

When Sven attempted to molest me, I applied the German gas pedal to his member and crushed his balls.

by Steve-O April 23, 2003

German Space Shuttle

A sexual act in which two partners of either sex lay anus to anus with rectums spread, and defecate back and forth into each others anuses. It can be either feces from both partners, or the same feces transferred back an forth.

I got my girlfriend really high and gave her a German Space Shuttle!

by General Hugh G. Rection March 16, 2009

German Crash Test

During anal, stand on the edge of the bed with your penis head barely inserted into her ass. Then fall forward to the floor and the rest of it goes in. (best to make her wear a mouthpiece so her teeth don't get knocked out.)

Her face got bruised up when I ran the German Crash Test on her.

by Bob0008 January 4, 2009

Ze Dirty German

When you take a german sausage, shove it up a guy/girl's asshole, then you force him/her to eat it.

Anthony said when he made Ian eat the sausage, he cried. Ze Dirty German is nasty.

by POBKN January 8, 2012

German McNasty Burger

after having sex the partners take a shit onto a bun and eat the shit sandwich then afterwards both puke into different cups and drink out of the cups and scream "Remeber the Alamo!"

Me and my girl tryed the German McNasty Burger last night n it turned me on!

by Mike Ockinyou June 16, 2011

German Five-Thirty

The translation of "five-thirty" in German is "halb sechs", which phonetically sounds hilariously similar to the english phrase "have sex." It's like saying half of six. See this for yourself by finding this translation on Google Translate and playing the audio of the German translation at a high volume. The door is now opened to a whole new world of communication possibilities with this phrase. Your application of the term is limited only by your healthy, twisted imagination. Likely the best way to use this phrase is in communication with fappalicious babes, in order to confuse the shit out of them while suggesting coitus between the two of you. If she happens to go home and look up the meaning of five-thirty in German, she will likely "get" what you were saying to her, and perhaps react in a highly favorable way (being amused and/or turned on) or in a very unfavorable manner (being offended and pissed off). Obviously, if you say this to random chicks you won't have to interact with again, you don't have to worry about their later reactions, unless of course she knows German, then you'll have an entirely different story. You can also say "halb sechs" to confuse people in a different way. Your welcome and have fun! :p

"Hey girl, you wanna hook up later and German five-thirty?"
"This guy walked up to me and said that someday we were gonna german five-thirty. Whaaa??"
"Your mom likes to german five thirty with me."
"Where the FUCK would you be if not for GermanFiveThirty?!"
"Thank the WombRaider for German five thirty."
"When Bruce Wee attempted to German Five-Thirty with Latrine Fapinwhacker, he failed to perform and was deservingly humiliated."
"What time is it?"-"German five-thirty!"
SPEAKERS:"HALB SECHS!" YER MUM:"WHAT?!" YOU:"THEY SAID "FIVE-THIRTY" BITCH, GET YOUR MIND OUT THE GUTTER AND QUIT INTERRUPTING MY GERMAN LESSONS!"
"Hey, I'm Vag Bashington and the time is German five-thirty, so hoe, that shirt is becoming on you, if I were on you, I'd be cumming on you, too!"

by Bruce "RamRack" Wee June 28, 2012