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ass baton

A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.
"Aw man, that cop has an ass baton!"

"Oh he finna use that ass baton, you'd best watch out"
by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 20, 2013
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cameron's ass

The most well shaped ass in the world the way it jiggles in yoga pants is just jaw dropping and that all the guys want some of that jiggle
Hey did you see Cameron's ass in yoga pants.
Yea it's so amazing
by Glyclick February 9, 2015
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Veg-Ass

pronounced (vej-ass)
meaning when someone farts a lot and takes major stinky deuces as a result of eating a lot of vegetables(veg)
Goddammit Drew! It smells like shit in here! You've got some major veg-ass you damn vegetarian!
by Vanneste:P April 30, 2013
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Ass Family

Smart Ass
Wise Ass
Jack Ass
Lazy Ass
Dumb Ass
You must be part of the Ass Family!
by MrBitchin May 30, 2014
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Corona Ass

The smelly, unkempt state your ass is left in whilst sitting in quarantine at home with no real reason to take a shower.
I haven't left the house in 7 days, my head really itches, and I've got a severe case of corona ass.
by LikeA805 March 22, 2020
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ass moth

ass moth
A guy that wants to get laid so badly he hovers around any type of female, much like moths hover around a flame. Much like moths, he is consistantly rebuffed by the object of his desire.
Mike: Yo, I saw Sven hanging around the sorority house again.

Andy: That guy is such an Ass Moth.

Both: haha
by Exmar May 17, 2008
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smaht ass

Intelligent or witty in reference to persons in or from Boston.
Wow Shannon ! You did great on that math test! You must be wicked smaht ass !
"Shannon is so funny, she's just a big smaht ass"
by HussainArain August 30, 2016
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